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sungwon: this is my impression of a duck.

sungwon: quack!

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1the9: i would die for you

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taekhyeon: i ain’t talking

yechan: [sharpens knife] we got ways of making people talk

yechan: [cuts a slice of cake]

taekhyeon: can-can i have a piece

yechan: cake is for talkers

#1the9 #taekhyeon #yechan

yechan: you shouldn’t be using a straw

jinsung: i know, i know. it’s bad for the environment

yechan: ...i just mean it’s a weird way to eat spaghetti

#1the9 #yechan #jinsung

seunghwan: i’m not even going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake id

doyum: [incoherent mumbling]

seunghwan: what?

doyum: you have to be 18 or older to hold the puppies at the animal shelter.

seunghwan: ...valid

#1the9 #seunghwan #doyum

taewoo: [curses]

yongha: hey, hey, hey! no cursing on front of the baby

sungwon: uh, it’s fine hyung, i don’t mind

yongha: no i mean me

yongha: i’m the baby

#1the9 #taewoo #yongha #sungwon

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doyum: nose

doyum: haha look! i typed that with my nose!

yechan: liver

doyum: yechan are you okay

doyum: YECHAN

#1the9 #doyum #yechan

sungwon: hey, taekhyeon, do you think i could fit in the washing machine? jinsung doesn’t think i could

taekhyeon: let’s try it when we-

yongha: please do not, and i cannot stress this enough, try it when we get home

#1the9 #sungwon #taekhyeon #yongha

‪jinsung: welcome to mcdonalds, can i take your mcorder?‬

‪mcdonalds boss: again [rubs temples] you don't have to put mc in front of words‬

‪jinsung: oh ok! [turns to customer] welcome to donalds!‬

#1the9 #jinsung

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wonderlands! 💓 i know there are -2 of you but if you see this please rb with your top 1the9 bias and moon sign!! it’s for science :^)

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here’s a 1-day update (a few of these are from my wonderland friends as well!) there’s no patterns so far but i’ll keep updating! ♡

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(tiny) update: so far jinsung stans are all water moons and that’s cute :')

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update 3: we’re back to not really having any patterns atm but as both a 1the9 and astrology enthusiast i always love to see the combos of wonderlands’ biases and moon signs hehe 💞 so thank you to everyone who has participated so far!! and reminder that this is ongoing indefinitely so it’s never too late to be included in my spreadsheet! :)

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junseo: [banging on the door]

junseo: THIS IS THE POLICE

yechan: but i haven’t done anything wrong??

seunghwan: the fashion police!

yechan: [kicking his crocs off] oh god oh no

#1the9 #junseo #seunghwan #yechan

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doyum: hey i know how to do tarot readings u want one?

sungwon: omg cool sure

doyum: [lays down cards] alright let’s see. this one tells me you’re a cute angel, this one says your smile is the light of everyone’s life, and this one-

sungwon: wait aren’t those just...pictures of me?

#1the9 #doyum #sungwon

judge: how do you plead?

jinsung: [looks at yongha]

yongha: [mouths ‘not guilty’]

jinsung, confidently: hot milky

yongha: your honor, just lock him up

#1the9 #jinsung #yongha

taekhyeon: i feel no emotions

taewoo: you cried watching bambi

yechan: and the lion king

seunghwan: and moana

taekhyeon: okay, well how about you all just shut up

#1the9 #taekhyeon #taewoo #yechan #seunghwan

[over the phone]

doyum: i put a little note in your bag to tell you that i love you

sungwon: [opens bag] doyum, this is a 10-page letter

#1the9 #doyum #sungwon

taewoo: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)😔

jinsung: SBEVE😔

#1the9 #sungwon #jinsung

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[first day as a bartender]

customer: i’ll have a martini, dry

yongha, staring at all the liquid ingredients: i don’t know how to tell you this

#1the9 #yongha

waiter: so what would you guys like to have?

doyum: can i get a milkshake with two straws?

junseo, blushing: aw that’s so cute doyu-

doyum: [puts both straws in his mouth] watch how fast i can drink this

#1the9 #doyum #junseo

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