moved from @bookcastic

cats will be sitting there next to a full bowl of food looking at you like "perchance if thou will grant me the smallest morsel of sustenance I may yet survive the cruelty of this cold night"

you all know im not one to bring up shane and ilya having kids so this is a special case but i just had the thought of them trying to figure out who will be the donor sperm and ilya is immediately like well obviously you. not even a question. and shane is like ummm... i thought we could at least discuss it and ilya is like shane you cannot be serious i am not passing on these fucked up genes to some poor fucking kid. It Will Be You

one of the funniest things about the hollander family is that we all agree david is the one who's the least into hockey of all of them. and he. he literally played university-level hockey. at MCGILL yall. and yet he's still definitively, by a wide margin, the most normal one in the hockey-deranged family. this family would not know what to do if they met an actually hockey-normal person

do you guys think they went skinnydipping in the lake at the cottage

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.