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â Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. â
â Well, maybe I can help. â
â I think Iâm just gonna head home. â
â Are you all right? You didnât sleep at all last night. â
â I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. â
â Itâs fine. Youâre not even that blurry. â
â You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, youâre not sleeping. Your eyeâs twitching. â
â Fine, but you need to get some rest. â
â This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. â
â Thank you so much for getting me home safely. â
â Try not to fall apart. â
â Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. â
â You never cared about me. â
â Whatâs going on? â
â I can explain everything. â
â Just give me one second, okay? â
â How do we get out of this? â
â But youâre forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? â
â So sorry for eternally dooming you. â
â My brain is melting. â
â Okay, but, um what the hell is this? â
â Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. â
â Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. â
â Rule three everyone leave me alone. â
â That does not make it easier. â
â I canât help you. â
â You are a good person, NAME. â
â Sorry, itâs been a weird day. â
â You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up â
â You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad â
â Iâm gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. â
â Dip your paws in my chili. â
â The world is empty. â
â There is no point to anything,  and youâre just gonna die. So do whatever. â
â And now Iâm gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. â
â Who cares? Good-bye. â
â Feeling all right? â
â Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? â
â Itâs all chili under the bridge. â
â Thatâs insane, but itâs also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? â