Oracle

Oh no it seems I will be otherwise occupied at that exact time for the foreseeable future what a shame

Anyone named “no spleen just trauma” is NOT missing therapy. You will attend or I will find you.

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

They all need therapy

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

That’s the beauty of being the one with all the blackmail, isn’t it?

I knew you had some mischief in you!

;)

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

HAHAHHAHHAHA but what if I'm being serious??? Ohhh then it's all on your pretty little head. Are you willing to accept that?? Heehee... Also, for the record because I saw that little remark... I did nothing to Harley except fall in love with her, and she with me. She was always the way she is now, I just helped her come around to it... in...oh, what's that? Oh I remember now!!! I remember where all that happened!!! ...in therapy... HAHAHAHHAHEEEEhehehhohhooo!

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

They all need therapy

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

That’s the beauty of being the one with all the blackmail, isn’t it?

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

HAHAHHAHHAHA but what if I'm being serious??? Ohhh then it's all on your pretty little head. Are you willing to accept that?? Heehee... Also, for the record because I saw that little remark... I did nothing to Harley except fall in love with her, and she with me. She was always the way she is now, I just helped her come around to it... in...oh, what's that? Oh I remember now!!! I remember where all that happened!!! ...in therapy... HAHAHAHHAHEEEEhehehhohhooo!

NOOOO I will EXPLODE and DIE 💔

YOU NEED IT THE MOST

Do I count in this? I’m not technically a vigilante soooo I think not 🤷‍♀️

. . . You know, normally I would make you go, but I feel like it would be more damaging than helpful. You are exempt.

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

But what if I'm not in the medbay because I can't get to the medbay?

. . . Where are you, wing?

Earth, I think

Dispatching the batwing to your suits location WITH Alfred so you cannot escape. See you soon big bird o7

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

They all need therapy

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

But what if I'm not in the medbay because I can't get to the medbay?

. . . Where are you, wing?

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

They all need therapy

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.