07dontreallyknow

stephen king has a heart shaped picture of Clint Eastwood on his desk and no one can convince me other wise

there's something about first person perspectives that I just don't like. its like, "I did this" and "I did that" um, no i didn't? I sat at my computer for an hour and only wrote those two lines

not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (straight up obsession)

"restrain her? i hardly know her!" i say to the swat agent as he cuffs my hands behind my back

it's halloween so i'm dressing up as someone who has it together

finding out your friend is neurotypical is the worst kind of betrayal

do goths even live in haunted forests anymore?

"are you going to eat that?" i ask the person clearly eating that™. [they kill me instantly]

yeah sex is pretty cool but have you ever tried bread?

"DJ give me a beat!" i yell at the open mic poetry night. someone throws a beet at me and i fail miserably trying to catch it

i was told that this app was dead, but after being on here for a day i saw that it's not, and after being on here for a week i wish that it was

jeopardy except i only answer with "what is updog?"

if you put wd40 and duct tape on the same thing it takes a screen shot

most people don't know that you should stop talking

love the kind of stuff that i will watch/play/do religiously and consistently but the moment someone criticizes it i will immediately agree with them