surely another trinket will cure me

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey