I have GOT to stop spending $30

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

and i'm sick of pretending that people who golf are ensouled. they are not. i think purchasing a set of golf clubs should qualify you for permanent house arrest.

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi