gross kink sideblog

The idea of having that bad of gas that you can barely hold it is just- *chef's kiss*

Someone walking slowly, body tensed as gas fights with their hole. Letting out quiet bubbling farts as they walk through the halls of their school or workplace, crop dusting the people around them with paint-peeling gas that reeks of marinated shit and sulfur.

I'd love to watch someone give up right in front of me, apologizing profusely as their body betrays them, letting out disgusting wet farts. Bonus points if we're in a small room and all I can do is watch as they helplessly release.

He got so scared he peed a little.

I wonder, can I get more out of him?

Now that his bladder's tasted relief, it's not going to give up until it gets what it wants. He tries not to let me see how much worse the urge has gotten now that he's started, how he needs to keep his thighs closed just to not flood his clothes, but I'm observant. I notice.

I get all up in his personal space. Back him into the wall. Then I slam my hand just an inch from his ear. He squeezes his eyes shut, whimpers. His thighs tremble. Some more escapes his control.

I grab his chin between my thumb and index finger and force him to look at me.

"What's up? Are you scared of me?"

He's clenching with all his might, and yet he's dripping in his pants like a broken faucet. He can't fight me off or he's gonna have an accident.

I put my palm on his crotch.

He jumps at the unexpected sensation. A big leak warms my hand. His legs try to close around my fingers.

"Aww, are you gonna wet your pants?*

He doesn't say a word. His eyes are watering, his breath hitches, but he looks me dead in the eyes, tries so hard to be defiant.

I squeeze. He gasps, leaks again. Strong at first, then weaker, then just a few drops here and there. It takes him several seconds to stop himself. He's soaked by now, the wet lines reaching down to his ankles, it's even started pooling on the floor.

Cute.

I use the heel of my hand to press his bladder. Finally, he completely loses control. His piss comes out hissing, running down his legs and my hand. It drips onto the floor, adds to the puddle at his feet. He breaks eye contact. He looks up, down, left, right, anywhere except my face, his cheeks burn, his eyes water, and yet it feels so good to finally go. Are his legs shaking from relief or fear?

a “quiet” fart that’s actually a booming loud noise that resounds throughout the room and turns heads

just “one” fart but more and more popping toots follow the first

“harmless” silent release that ends up clearing a room

And if I might add...

Then trying their hardest to get some gas out only for it to be small bouts of unrelieving toots

For burps a loud belch when they thought it’d just be quiet and airy

What it says on the tin. Keep in mind I am playing on the European english release so there may be some regional differences. If I have missed something please let me know! Spoilers below:

-seeing where the tip is when people with dicks start to wet

-actual accidents in stories, I prefer if the character(s) werent trying to hold for a partner or kink, they just genuinely werent able to make it

-wetting in the bathroom line, especially if they're close to the front of the line

-clothes on when wetting

-trying to wet discreetly in a skirt (spreading legs and letting it out slowly to try and not get it on the skirt) and failing and their accident is visible.

-having to go without underwear for a little bit after a skirt wetting.

-accidents in the morning when they wake up (or waking up in the middle of the night)

-panicking

if you are being pissed on

very very minimal safety risks here

close those eyes baby! the second piss is anywhere near the face— close your eyes. that shit stings. have you ever had cum in your eye? it’s like that, but way harder to wipe off.

try not to do this with any fresh piercings, new tattoos, open wounds, or anything else that’s begging to get infected

if you are ingesting urine

what medications is your partner on? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. but those trace amounts can be important to be aware of depending on your situation)

has your partner recently ingested something (medication, food, etc) that you are allergic to? or something that interacts with your meds? if they have, is it worth that risk?

has your partner recently taken any drugs? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. those trace amounts may or may not be enough to cause a reaction, and may or may not be enough to fail a drug test <- has happened to people!)

on one non-safety note… you’re probably not going to love the taste of piss. regardless. you might! but most do not. it’s piss. really well hydrated piss can be very enjoyable (I like it a lot!), really dehydrated piss might make you puke. diet changes the taste— just like cum, but more directly. coffee, asparagus, lots of meat… all things that can make it particularly strong (and some people love that! some people do that on purpose! but I would maybe not… start there). lots of juice + lots and lots of water can make it very mild. medications and supplements can change the taste. lots of people anecdotally like the way beer or diet soda makes it taste. first piss of the day is considerably stronger and more unpleasant than any other time.

if you are doing internal pissing (anal)

if you are getting it straight from the tap (penis or funneled in): minimal to no risk. pee is not sterile! urine is not sterile. but you’re not gonna run into a ton of issues here. the real concern is if you’re dealing with abnormal abrasions, likely from particularly rough anal sex, you’re going to be more at risk for infection. keep an eye on it, take a shower, etc. you’re probably all good.

if you are getting a larger volume than one normal pee (bottle, etc, any amount of built-up fluid from multiple pees): this is less a safety risk and more just a heads up. chances are this will kind of accidentally enema you. and then you will shit. pretty immediately. if you’ve done a ton of anal prep (including enema) beforehand, you’re likely going to be fine.

if you are doing internal pissing (vaginal)

now we’re looking at pH balances. urine is more basic than the natural flora of a vaginal ecosystem, which can cause problems.

if you are prone to UTIs, yeast infections, or bacterial vaginosis, you should probably prepare for that. if that’s the risk you’d like to take, that’s your choice! but if your pH balance is delicate, piss is absolutely going to disrupt it.

even if you’re not prone, the risk for all of the above is there!

PEE. AFTER. BEING. PEED IN. please 😚 you’ll save yourself so much trouble. and I mean pee, don’t just evacuate the foreign piss. if you’re not already peeing after sex in general… start now!

if you’re doing any kind of holding:

any long-term holding (and I mean, like, having holding your pee for long periods of time become a part of your life for years) can result in slight to moderate incontinence (leaking) and weakened pelvic floor muscles. make sure you’re doing pelvic floor exercises! it’s best to sometimes give yourself an extended break from a holding kink, but I won’t tell you what to do.

there’s no real One Answer for “how long is it okay to hold at one time?”, but it’s better to do high hydration/stronger desperation/shorter hold than it is to do low hydration/less need to pee/longer hold, for hydration purposes. the longer you hold, the more you are at risk for UTIs and potentially bladder infections (cystitis, a kind of UTI). bladder infections have a chance of becoming kidney infections. no, there’s no One Set Time, but no, it’s not safe to hold all day either. listen to your body as best you can.

find your limits and set them. I’m prone to UTIs (and have a weak bladder), so I have different levels of “okay to hold”. I have found the maximum amount of water and its correlating hold times that work for me— and hold time is never over an hour. that’s my risk profile.

if you’re wetting

sitting in your wet mess can be fun and humiliating, but can also cause rashes. I literally cannot speak to diaper instances, I have no experience there, but most fabrics will start to be uncomfortable while wet after a while, and sitting in your piss can cause chafing, rashes, skin irritation… and again, sitting in pissed in underwear (or garments close to the genitalia) can cause UTIs + yeast infections, especially in vulvas.

Imagine

He's driving you home, and unfortunately for you he had chili. He refuses to roll the windows down as he continues to stink up the car.

"You're the only one who appreciates my natural gas." He groans as he lets out a wet fart against his leather seat, warming it up.

You glance at him. "What are you talking about?" You cover your nose. He suddenly parks the car at a quiet gas station, he makes no effort to move.

"You think I haven't noticed? You're always staring at my ass. Practically drooling."

The feeling of embarrassment enters your bones but before the feeling could get any higher, he shoves your head to his crotch area.

"This is what you wanted, huh?"