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Title: half yours (and half unsure)

Author: @itsjaywalkers , @/jaywalkers on ao3

Beta Reader: @rae-lune , @/raelune on ao3

Artists: @yippityyappity , @/beaniebabes on ao3 (see above)

& @pincushionmoss , @/pincushionmoss on ao3, @/pin.cushion.moss on ig (see below)

Regulus already thought that being so obsessed with a show like Temptation Island was embarrassing enough, but when Dorcas, his best friend, convinces him to pretend to be a couple so they can join the new season of the show, he fears he might've hit rock bottom.

To make matters worse, he can't even enjoy what he's trying to think of as an improptu vacation, because of course he'd end up falling for one of his fellow participants. And of course said participant would be none other than James Potter, who'd rather cut his own hand than cheat on his perfect girlfriend, and who is also painfully straight.

Check it out on ao3!

I have nothing to say in my defense this time, fellas.

And this applies to jegulus imo because I’d like to think James Potter had that same awkward phase all kids did and I’d also like to think that little regulus found him mouth watering anyway simply because of the older brothers best friend status, like oh yeah here comes that dude who hasn’t grown into his ears yet, has half of his face covered by his hair and wears glasses that make his eyes look ten times bigger and oh yeah I am in love with him and I’m planning our wedding. And then puberty hits of course and suddenly all these new bitches are ogling over what regulus has loved since day ONE and he’s like???? Back tf off I bagsied that years ago I loved him when he was ugly who even are you?

*gasp*

this. is. so. beautiful.

ohmygod.

“Obviously, I’m going to tell you if I see any good cows.”

vs

“I open the door!”