Goblin-Man, Gremlin-Child

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

Imagine if medieval/renaissance alchemists were shown crystal meth and then told these powerfully psychoactive crystals are synthesized in laboratories and workshops

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

deposits a strawberry into your mind

Sometimes I think about how my cat Natasha wouldn't let me come within three feet of her for months when she first arrived in my home. Now, she sleeps on my pillow or bats my face until I let her sleep under the covers.