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much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

I’m not normally one for “ships” or “fandoms” but this is my OTP. So much win. The raw passion shown by the vice president in this recently unclassified document is palpable and sends tingles down the entire length of the shaft. However, it is slightly gnarled due to a blood thirsty wolf attack in the mid 1970’s. I would give any thing in the known universe to be her Mcdonald’s employee, or the fries. If you work at a Mcdonald’s, please let me huff your gorgeous shirt, so I may dream once more of my Queen tonight…

When some TERFs started saying "biological name" (instead of "deadname") it really said this out loud.

if we all jerk off enough tonight we might be able defeat jesus once and for all

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

look, i know that "family is everything in our culture, and we LOVE food" is a cliche, but family is everything in chinese culture, and the chinese love food