I’m An Affront To God But In Like A Sexy Way

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

surely the conses wont quence

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

I’ve got that dog in me and its name is unspecified tic disorder

none of those words are in the epic of gilgamesh

𒅗𒁉 𒂠𒃼𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌𒀀𒅗 𒉡𒅅