AN APOLOGY LETTER TO MY IPHONE 4S
I'm sorry, but the time has come. You knew what this was when this first started. You knew that, eventually, I'd be seeing other phones. That's why I made sure things didn't get too serious. Sure, I bought you that nice case, but that, frankly, was as much for my protection as for yours.Â
We had great times, though. I'll admit, before you, I had never even thought about talking with a mobile phone, and with you I ended up having whole conversations! I turned to you for everything: helping me find places to eat, settling bar bets and tabs, helping me keep track of my appointments.Â
And my God were you good looking! Your screen was always a head-turner.Â
But, as they say, you're not getting any younger. Every year a new crop of hot new phones come out and hey, I'm only a consumer. And before you ask, yes there is someone else. I won't say who, but you can probably figure it out from my social media feed.Â
But don't despair. You're still a great phone, with lots to offer. I've got a friend who has had his eye on you. You'll like him. I'll set you two up.