Suck my butt, wee wee breff

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

this website is wildly out of control

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

The amount of plot that happens in the first episode of yugioh is absolutely astonishing and I’d say a tribute to efficient story telling but it’s less efficient and more like a hologram monster hand grabbed me by the throat and dragged me through a city block at 65 mph

So there’s an ancient Egyptian shadow game and a pharaoh who sacrificed his life to contain it in millennials and then in modern day we have this game called Duel Monsters and this group of friends who play it and one of them has a grandpa with an extremely rare card and so this teenage CEO comes to his game store to try to buy the card but when he can’t, 15 year old Jeff Bezos—who attends the same high school as the working class main characters—sends some thugs to force the grandpa to play a game of duel monsters against him, which the grandpa does because he wants to teach Rich Boy a lesson about the heart of the cards except he loses so badly that it causes him some sort of physical injury and needs to be taken to the hospital, so Yugi needs to duel to teach Kaiba a lesson, and this group of teens we just met draw a smilie face on their hands to prove their friendship is unbreakable, and then they reference that Yugi has a Millenium Puzzle which should help him win, and then if we’re wondering what that means, the enormous pyramid he wears around his neck glows and he transforms into a person who is functionally identical to himself but Taller and Hotter, and we have just reached the ten minute mark of the first episode.