Put on Your Sunday Clothes

“Wow.. I never thought Ireland would be so beautiful”

“It’s a lot cleaner than where I’m from so I love it.”

“Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!”

“That is just rude!”

“What ar- Are you done?” 

“There got it! You had a piece of fuzz on your eyebrow.”

So, umm…I need some help for my final project. I need a few people to wear some clothes I designed, model them. You get to keep them after.

“What kind of clothes did you make?”

“Are you even listening to me?“

“I was mostly listening. Partially playing a song in my head but mostly listening.”

“Well, New Disney it was nice knowing ya. I gotta flee the country and change my identity, though.”

“That sounds very serious. Why do you have to leave?”

“Oh, I was just looking for a park near here. Do you know any?”

“Do I? I know all the parks around here! I try to keep them tidy in my spare time.”

“You’d be surprised at how many children and pets eat flowers and end up getting accidentally poisoned.”

“You know, I guess that does make sense. Flowers are so pretty. I’d try to eat them if I thought they would taste good.”

“Good for you! I’m sure you can make it as clean as you want it to be.”

“Why thank you! You have a great attitude!”

“Want to help me find out then?”

“I would love to!”

“Thinking about hosting a party. Who’s in?”

“That sounds just dandy!”

“No you can’t have my chips, it’s the last bag I have!”

“Not even just one chip?”

“Hey, you dropped this… wait, what is this thing?”

“It is a coupon for Twinkies. I buy a lot of those.”

“Of course you don’t, stink brain.” She laughed. “Close enough!”

“My brain does not stink.” He frowned. He could never understand the rudeness of some people. Despite it all, he was going to remain friendly. “If I’m a dinosaur, what kind of dinosaur am I?”

“Yes! Of course. I want to make sure nothing happens to the environment.” 

“Me too! After all, we do only have one planet.”

“No one likes a know-it-all.” She said, poking his nose. “You’re half way to sixty! That’s practically a dinosaur!” 

“I don’t know it all though.” He scrunched up his nose and looked down at the young girl. “That’s not how old the dinosaurs are.”