Unapologetically Themeless

Why doesn't Lucas get character development outside of his love for Max?

Why did they bring Kali back just to torture her more, villanize her, and kill her off?

Why do Lucas and Erica's parents have two scenes in the show and no real hints as to who they are, even though the other party members parents do?

Why is Erica hardly in the epilogue with no lines?

Your Saturn & your definition of success through the houses

1H - Self-Image

Saturn in the 1H makes success a neverending test of your very being. You have never been able to hide from yourself, you've always been forced to confront the raw truth of who you are and all of your flaws. Because you have all he's been such a deep self-reflector, you have been given the gift of raw discernment since childhood, and you've had The talented ability to strip away illusions, performative actions and the masks that people wear. The adults in your life may have always found you to be a threat because of this. People may have always underestimated you and your gifts, your abilities, your intelligence, etc. They would dismiss your presence, they would make you feel like you are just a background character. However the truth is that you are typically the foundation of a lot of your family structures. You might have been a child, but you also have been the parent to your parents at one point. Saturn ensures you internalize those lessons until you understand that the only approval that matters comes from yourself. Success is not flashy or easy; it’s created in the quiet, unshakable authority you hold over your own life. You know how to work your room and demand attention and people notice that your confidence isn’t granted, it’s earned, and came from years of self-growth and hard work.

2H – Money, Values, Worth

With Saturn in the 2H, success is built on consistency and tangible security, both material and emotional. One of your very first painful lessons in life dealt with scarcity. Perhaps you came from poverty, or perhaps you came from money and then your family lost everything, facing scarcity was meant to make you strong. You could have learned how to make better financial choices, learned how to delay gratification to save money, or you could missed out on a lot of fun because you didn't have the resources early in life. You were challenged to face scarcity, budgeting mistakes, and delayed rewards, to gain a deep understanding of your personal value. You aren't chasing money, you're learning what you are willing to work for, what you will defend, and what you refuse to compromise. True success comes when you stop externalizing your worth and begin creating it within yourself, when you cultivate resources that reflect discipline and foresight rather than instant gratification. Over time, the slow accumulation of wealth, mastering over spending, and ability to build something lasting makes you a figure others respect and rely on, and this grounded self-sufficiency becomes the ultimate metric of your achievement.

3H – Mind, Communication, Learning

Saturn in the 3H creates a successful person by giving them lots of intellectual credibility and clarity. You may struggle to be understood early on, face criticism for your ideas, or feel the burden of needing to know everything before speaking. You were bullied, or a bully, and you faced lots of karmic patterns or consequences in this area in life. Communication becomes a skill honed under pressure and you learn to listen before responding, structure your thoughts with clarity, and speak in a way that commands attention. Success is defined by the major impact of your words, the respect people grant you for your insight, and the authority you cultivate in your community or field. Over time, what may have been social awkwardness or self-doubt transforms into a sharp, disciplined mind that others turn to for guidance, instruction, and reliable counsel & a success built not on charm, but on mastery and intellectual rigor.

4H – Home, Roots, Family

Saturn in the 4H forces you to redefine security and legacy. your family dynamics may have been restrictive, absent, or burdened with responsibility, and success comes when you break cycles of instability and create stability within the home which you have control over. You learn that emotional and material stability are intertwined, and that a home is more than walls, it’s structure, routine, and emotional reliability. Over time, you become the person who others rely on in crisis, the anchor in turbulent situations, and the one capable of transforming inherited patterns into legacies you are proud to pass on. Success here is deeply personal & it’s measured in emotional resilience, the ability to nurture without losing yourself, and the creation of a private world where you are safe.

5H – Creativity, Pleasure, Children

Saturn in the 5H teaches that creativity and joy can come with structure. Early in life, you might have felt that your creative expression was suppressed either by your parents or by your peers. You might have felt like you were going to be punished if you explored your talents, the different things outside of the norm, and try to enjoy yourself as a child. This placement screams "too much responsibility, too young. All work, no play". Here, saturn demands that you earn your right to shine. Success is cultivated by taking your gifts seriously, refining your artistry, and understanding that your passion carries weight when treated with dedication. Love, romance, and pleasure come with accountability, you cannot drift through life expecting fun to appear. The victories here are long-term:, recognition of your work, mastery of your craft, and the ability to create a life where joy is structured, purposeful, and enduring rather than fleeting or chaotic.

6H – work, health, service

Saturn in the 6H defines success through structure, reliability, and mastery of daily routines. A major theme or issue in your life could have been that you faced health challenges, overwhelming workloads, or coworkers/colleagues who test your patience, and these experiences force you to develop discipline, resilience, and a system for managing both tasks and energy. Your childhood has marked the way you handle responsibility (or don't) and with this placement, you can find that sticking to routines is a never ending task. True success is built when you learn to balance labor with care and avoid burnout. Over time, people come to see you as someone who can handle responsibility without complaint, who elevates the work environment simply by showing up consistently and with integrity. Here, recognition is quiet, internal, and earned, and your satisfaction comes not from accolades but from knowing you have built a foundation of reliability others can trust.

7H – partnerships, contracts, marriage

Saturn in the 7H makes success a lesson in accountability and balance within relationships. In early relationships, you may have tested your limits, experienced major power struggles, or brought karmic lessons that forced you to confront boundaries and responsibility. You learn that success can be more than just being adored or avoiding conflict, it can be creating partnerships that are equal, respectful, and mutually supportive. You might've really accepted less than what you deserved simply because you didn't want to be alone. Commitment is earned, not assumed, and maturity becomes your currency. Over time, Saturn rewards those who navigate relationships with honesty, integrity, and structure, teaching that the most significant triumphs come when you can share your life without losing yourself, and build alliances that reflect strength, trust, and enduring value.

8H – shared resources, intimacy, Transformation

Saturn in the 8H demands you to have more control over power, intimacy, and transformation in your life. You are rested the most when you have to share with others, it's definitely not easy for you. You might have experienced major financial loss due to an unreliable partner or person in your life. You might have a spending problem (or a credit / debt-stacking problem) and you are forced to get your finances in order. Success comes only through resilience, patience, and emotional intelligence. You learn to navigate dependency without surrendering autonomy, to handle crises with composure, and to steward resources or intimacy responsibly. Over time, you gain a reputation as someone who can endure hardship, manage complexity, and emerge from transformation stronger and wiser. Success here is profound and quiet, it’s the ability to command inner strength and outer responsibility, to harness deep forces without fear, and to create an existence that honors both power and accountability.

9H – Beliefs, Travel, Higher Learning

Saturn in the 9H makes success a matter of wisdom earned, not inherited. You may encounter restrictive belief systems, delayed education, or challenges to your worldview, forcing you to think critically and test assumptions through experience. The definition of success here is intellectual authority, the ability to mentor, guide, and embody knowledge with integrity. Over time, your lessons in philosophy, travel, or higher education accumulate into a personal framework that others respect; you are no longer swayed by superficial doctrines or trends, and your understanding carries weight because it is proven. Saturn teaches that mastery in the 9H is slow but lasting, and success is measured by the clarity, depth, and credibility of the worldview you build for yourself.

10H – Career, Public Image, Legacy

Saturn in the 10H defines success through achievement, authority, and public recognition. Here, the tests are tangible: career setbacks, slow advancement, or the heavy weight of expectations. You learn that shortcuts fail, reputation is earned, and the only path to lasting influence is persistent effort and strategic patience. Over time, your labor pays off, and what may have seemed like delays or blockages early in life become the scaffolding of long-term achievement. Success here is measured in legacy, how you are remembered, the authority you command, and the proof that you can manifest your ambitions into reality. Saturn ensures that the heights you reach are real, respected, and enduring, earned with sweat, discipline, and unwavering focus.

11H – Friends, Networks, Collective Goals

Saturn in the 11H tests your ability to belong, lead, and influence social structures. Early friendships may have been unreliable, or you may have felt like an outsider forced to carry more than your share of responsibility. Success is measured in the authority and respect you earn within groups, in the ability to navigate collective dynamics, and in your capacity to create structured support for yourself and others. Over time, your efforts transform isolated or chaotic networks into communities where you are recognized as a stabilizing force, someone whose wisdom and guidance shape outcomes. Saturn teaches that social influence is earned, not assumed, and that true accomplishment lies in creating systems, alliances, and visions that outlast fleeting trends or popularity.

12H – Spirituality, Endings, the Unseen

Saturn in the 12H defines success as inner mastery. You face hidden fears, isolation, and unseen forces that challenge your resilience, and Saturn forces confrontation with the parts of life that cannot be controlled or displayed. True success is measured by your capacity to endure in solitude, to cultivate spiritual authority, and to navigate the unseen with discipline and integrity. Over time, you develop a quiet power that others may not recognize, but which anchors your life in profound resilience. Saturn teaches that the greatest achievements here are private, subtle, and eternal, the mastery of self, the endurance of spirit, and the ability to turn hidden trials into unshakable strength.

- Disaster bisexual

- Saddest pathetic little meow meow

- Art school dropout

- Constantly wasted

- Depressed af but here for a good time

- Annoying edgelord

- Goes on special interest rants that only make sense to him

- Zero impulse control and refuses to shut up

- Contributes nothing but sarcastic commentary

- Horny but gets no bitches

- Victor Hugo says he’s fugly

- Daddy issues

- Can’t do math

- Only shows up bc he has a pathetic crush

- Would rather die than live without his friends

These are all canon by the way

And then when first describing Grantaire, Hugo writes that the only thing the skeptic had ever dared to love was Enjolras, because “[n]o one loves the light like the blind man.”

on that note, here’s crookshanks!