[sixth gun]

French written like it’s German

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@ivan-fyodorovich

Merci je déteste

But OP what about German written like its french?

Venne vire dîe Frauncosenne da-mitte duerç-commenne lacenne, vèrdun si folle-commenne ubermutique

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

*sniffs* it’s a red….California…excellent year…it’s a late harvest…subtle expression of, dare I say…peach? Exquisite aroma.

“Now I shall cleanse my palate by knocking this glass off the table”