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So Iāve run into an issue and have to change blogs Iām now @vampireknitting

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Iām sorry, thereās a WORD FOR THIS?!?!?! , mental load, holy shit
Not just heterosexual men, but men in relationships with not-men, but yeah
I can think of a couple things to fix this. First. Teach your children how to properly plan for and do household chores (and this includes the men teaching them this stuff as well). Second. Communicate. Actually. You should be communicating about everything and talking everything out. If you donāt like how the household chores are handled, communicate that. If you want you SO to be part of organizing this stuff so you donāt have to do it alone, let them know, and then sit down with them to hash everything out. And I know some may hate this one. But if your SO was not taught how to properly do things, either teach them, or inform them that you want them to learn in some way. Get them involved. Get them to start planning things out on their own.
I feel like when I see these posts I am always on the outside looking in because my family dynamics were always so different. First. The men in my family are the ones that cook. And they enjoy it. Second. My dad does a lot of the cleaning and grocery shopping, though my mom and dad do argue about how certain chores (like laundry and bills) should be done, but that happens sometimes. Third. I know other parts of my extended family have more equal approaches to all of this stuff. These things are shared between the married couples of my family. I donāt see these lazy male stereotypes in any of my family role models. So these posts will always be a tad strange to me.
Oh boy I sure do love pissy feminist women telling men what they do and do not think or bear.
Why not also make a family board in the kitchen. On it list chores of the house, save a section for what the house needs for if anyone leaves to go to the store they can also get that and save whoever time when they go shopping for the house.
Honestly yeah, the solution to 90% of these problems is I dunno maybe FUCKING TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND ABOUT THIS SHIT???? Iām sure if you express your frustrations to him heāll be more than understanding.
Why is passive aggressiveness so common in women? No seriously. Idk if thatās the correct word but passive aggressive is whatās coming to mind.
Like instead of telling your husband or boyfriend that he made a mistake and talking it out, they make snideĀ āyou know what you didā comments, or give him the silent treatment, or snub him like heās some kind of idiot, or go behind his back and bitch. Itās like they expect him to be a mind reader!Ā
My mom does this to me sometimes, Iāve had female friends from school treat me like this, and they all expect me to think itās normal and Iām sitting here scratching my head, wondering if I missed this lesson inĀ āBasic Women Behaviourā because itās not in my nature to do any of this.Ā
Like can we start usingĀ ātoxic femininityā the same way we useĀ ātoxic masculinityā? Because passive aggressiveness is a mostly female trait that is VERY TOXIC.Ā
Here is what we did, when we both had equal time at home, I made a list, being a woman, on all household tasks that need to be done, and how long they take on average, and then we picked one each after another till the list was empty as our responsibility, I have him his list written out clean so he could hang it by his desk and always see what he was responsible for. And that was it, he knew what he had to do, and what tasks he did not have to think about because they were mine, he did his and I did mine, fucking done, its not that hard if you are able to communicate on a third graders level. Now that he works full time and I do not I have taken back all of the household responsibilities, because he works longer than me and he makes the money, we are a team, each of us provides for the other, we do what we can do make life a bit better together, women need to take responsibility for their own happiness.
are y'all stupid? itās not about comminication so much as why men donāt feel the need to do household chores in the first place.
Yeah and because their mamaās fucked up we now all have to be miserable and not do anything productive ever to fix this easily fixable problem.
its the moms fault that men arent taught to do household chores? again, you stupid?
Who thought these useless men? Who raised them? It was not their fathers, look it up men with fathers do better on every posdible aspect of life. I asked mine why he was like he was, fuck off. I am not about that bitching life I am here to fix things. Bye
Iām talking about being taught from society, but w.e bye
Okay but is no one seeing the irony that practically all these suggestions put more mental load on women to make chore charts, teach men what to do, and still do a bulk of the planning and nagging and managing of the man? Itās almost like they completely missed the point of the post. Putting the entire burden on women to teach men to be functioning members of a household misses the point that men reading this should be thinking about how they can make their households more egalitarian.
Also miss me with the INCREDIBLE misogyny of labeling all women passive aggressive and blaming women for navigating the pressures of being considered a bitch if they assert themselves with men, as well as situating the ENTIRE blame for societyās gender roles with mothers. Itās been a long time since Iāve seen such blatant misogyny from tumblr users on my dash. LMAO I love the idea of calling misogynist stereotypesĀ ātoxic femininity.ā Just gross.
yeah honestly I got so overwhelmed with anger that I couldnt put this into words so thanks iphis
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K. Stay mad.
Look at these pathetic children. How could yāallās parents have failed you thisĀ badly?Ā
Communication is key.
I love how this entire thread shows just how much feminists project their entitlement onto others.
Like, this entire situation is almost 100% solvable via communication and teamwork, and it does go both ways. There is zero reason for one person in a relationship to be the one with the sole knowledge on a skill, be it cleaning, washing, cooking, repairing, mowing, etc.
Everyone grows up learning different skills, and in different amounts. As a couple, you should be a partnership and always be working together to improve each other.
He doesnāt know how to cook? Teach and help him learn. She doesnāt know how to mow the lawn/safely use the lawnmower? Teach and help her learn.
There is no excuse for expecting to only receive in a relationship, and think that chores you would otherwise do when single counts as giving to a relationship.
If you canāt work together, maybe you need to look at whether you actually belong together.
> yeah honestly I got so overwhelmed with anger that I couldnt put this into words
In other words, you were unable to consider the situation rationally.
But you were still absolutely sure you were right.
āI canāt clean my house or talk to ppl too much emotional laborā how do you bitches survive?? lmao
these girls think itās a chore to be a normal human being and communicate with their spouse. Just ask your partner to do the dishes itās not that fucking hard. Do you know it needs doing? do you not wanna do it? Ask your fucking partner. Itās simple and it is actually not that fucking hard.
And yāall wonder why your relationships are unhappy and your a bitter cunt in a crappy relationship. Fucking talk to each other why is it that fucking hard?
My boyfriend works full time, I cannot work at all because of physical issues. But I happily take care of our home. I happily do all the household chores I can for him because of how much he does for me. What I canāt do he does for me, if I need help once I ask heās there, if thereās something I canāt do that has to be done he does it. Itās called communication and good ducking god does it do a lot at the end of the day. But if all you want to do is sit and bitch about your man, why are you together to begin with?
the abuse was not your fault.
Everyone talking about Snake and Samus but yall forgot to mention the biggest nerf in Smash UltimateĀ

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PURE EVIL
Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! (x)
i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy.Ā
Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed
People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.Ā Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.Ā
I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why theyāre mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying.
I like how they act like hating Trump is something rare. >This wasnāt even de Niroās first time this year<.
I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.
Not a great look, guys.
āI can say āfuck Trumpā on the air to thunderous applause so obviously heās a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move weāre living in the hunger games you guysā
whatās so brave about insulting political figures?Ā
Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceshipās spending allowance? Like:Ā
āI see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?āĀ
āOh well, if we donāt rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.āĀ
āā¦Noted.āĀ
āI have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.āĀ
āAh, yeah, itās not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.ā
āā¦that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.ā
āYeah.ā
āDoes such a process not hurt?ā
āThatāl be what the medicationās for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.āĀ
āā¦and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?āĀ
āOkay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral PloāKaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?āĀ
āā¦I believe I should speak with my superiors.āĀ
straight culture jokes are just ānormal people scare meā in a different wrapper.
As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a āstingā).
The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for āSomebody Protect Our Crops.ā In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.
They played the song āI Fought The Law (and the Law Won)ā as a signal to begin the bust.
āLetās have some fun,ā an officer shouted. āEverybody here thatās a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because youāre under arrest! This is a bust!ā
I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but thereās no audio :(
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Deadpoolās instructive video may save your testicles
This is both entertaining and really important.
Yo if youāll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.
Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign
people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me
The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgyĀ ārealisticā pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and howĀ āno the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guysā.
And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and theyāre just likeĀ āI WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!ā
So it seems the pokemon setting actually wasĀ pretty damn accurate.
I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.
It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.
PokƩmon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it
iām a simple man
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HE DESERVES ALL THE KISSES!!!!
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The punch heard around the world
remember when people said to Antifa and the rest of the foaming mad left that once you start justifying punching people for their political opinions, you lose all moral authority or sympathy when they decide to start punching back?
Yeah. It happened.
You get so used to the āsoft fallā you see in tv and movies that this dude getting knocked brainless and shoved over doesnāt look right.
Cops cleared him too, that guy (the one who got hit) last I heard is in the hospital with brain damage and itās all his own fault.
Of courseā¦the Antifa guy went for him first with the baton, Rufio simply hit backā¦
The amazing part is how the Antifa guy went down in one punchā¦
Iām really glad the people who can throw a punch are on the right side of the political violence issue. It would be really bad if it were the other way around. Imagine if every Antifa attack left people with brain damage⦠and not just like, the joking around kind. Itās sad this Antifa dude made such bad choices in life, but yeah⦠he deserved what happened to him, thereās no question.

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Don't lie to your father.
When my son was 15 he was finally about to go to his first big party. I had a sit down with him and had the drug and alcohol talk. I told him I suspect they will drugs and alcohol at the party and he should be very careful of what he does for there are consequences for everything.
Well I had this conversation with him on a Wednesday (party was on a Friday) That following Thursday I noticed the grass was getting a bit tall, I kept my mouth shut though normally my son and I would cut it together. Friday night came around, my son was heading to the party and I said āSon donāt drink, and donāt come home drunkā he promised he wouldnātā¦I knew my son though.
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Fuck that guy, seriously. Some people donāt deserve to be parents.Ā
BEST FATHER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.Ā
Good job. He told his kid not to do that shit, the kid got a good punishment.Ā
> Forces child to slave labor
> Forbids child from doing what he wants to, even tho he has no right
āBest father in the whole wild worldā
Sure. why not.
ā¦cutting a lawn is not slave labor. Not even close.Ā
ā¦.Children shouldnāt drink or do drugs, itās detrimental to their health and can lead to a lot of problems because their brains are still developing. This man has every right to stop his child from hurting themselves, Thats his JOB as a parent.Ā I will admit that that pot banging and causing his kid to throw up is a little childish but really. He was being punished.Ā Itās not like he got his ass beat, a much more common āpunishmentā that is absolutely abuse.Ā Ā
Remember when my mom made me pull poison ivy vines until my hands were bloody for an entire summer and stripped my room of everything except a basket of clothes and a bed and wouldnāt let me leave HER room except for school for months at a time? Because I would sleep in mine which was unacceptable? And I couldnāt take showers longer than ten minutes. Because I had to be awake and suffering at all times? And she grounded me from the school library and all computers?
Good times.
Good times.
See THAT^^^ that above is abuse. That is a horrible way to treat a child and is nothing but horrible and spiteful and I can confirm it because I was there for it.Ā What I am seeing here is a determinationĀ to see a thing in black in white when it just isnāt. Yes this man could have been more straight forward with his child but if i had to guess this is some down-home southern boy who was never taught those sorts of things. Humanās make mistakes but that doesnāt make them horrible.Ā
And calling something like mowing a lawn SLAVE LABOR is a horribly gross overstatement that helps absolutely no one.
It was not his Intention to be awful to his child, and comparedĀ to what he could have done he really wasnāt. Iām not saying his was totally in the right but his heart was in the right place, which is more then can be said for a lot of parents.Ā Ā
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