i just left my job. i couldnât work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
âyouâre firedâ
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i just left my job. i couldnât work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
âyouâre firedâ
why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

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whoâs the best?
self care is watching the same three tv shows over and over and over again until you die
What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?
When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like âthe creepy lady was wrongâ but it turned out Iâm trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!
I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

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Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then itâs like take whatever bag you want.
Percy gets a new haircut and annabeth likes it a lot?
alright i donât know if iâve shared this headcanon but i got it into my head that percy and annabeth would both shave their heads after the war???
i think itâs mentioned in boo that their hair is quite wiry and dull, and i imagine it wouldnât return to itâs previous godly lushnuss any time soon
so percy brings it up one time, all casual, like. We should just shave it off.
(lets say Aâs head is in his lap and heâs running his fingers through her hair and sheâs complaining about how awful and knotty it is all the time)
and she goes, Yes. Thatâs it, we should totally do that.
he waits a few moments for her to tell him that sheâs just kidding
but she isnât
and because theyâre teenage demigods, theyâre impulsive and ridiculous and they just fucking do it
they go over to the Ares cabin and borrow Clarisseâs electric shaver, bcs of course she has one
and after making up some lame excuse to her siblings for needing to borrow them, they go into the bathroom of cabin three and take turns shaving each otherâs hair off
annabethâs takes a lot longer obviously and percy has to cut a lot off before they can shave it because thereâs SO MUCH of it and itâs kinda frizzy and enormous
they do a fuck awful job of it and have little tufts everywhere and when they both first stand in front of the mirror next to one another and properly appraise themselves, they die laughing for a few minutes
then they make out for a bit
then they go and find someone from the aphrodite cabin to sort it out, because someone there has to know how to fix this, right?
a few of them cry at the sight of them at first
but then they get to work
P and A sit opposite each other as they get tidied up, pulling faces and laughing like big fucking kids
everyoneâs reactions are just fucking priceless
piper canât stop rubbing her hands over annabethâs head and laughing, telling her that sheâs definitely getting an undercut now
jason gives percy a noogie until he gets kicked off
hazel keeps saying how pretty annabeth is. like. sheâs so pretty. how? how is she such a majestic being???
leo dubs them both as furiosa and mad max. the names stick.
frank tells percy that heâd had his hair shaved off when he first joined camp jupiter and would never go back cause his head kept getting cold. bless his soul.
clarisse begrudgingly admits that they look pretty badass before blowing up about the fact that they used HER shaver without her permission
sally looks mildly traumatised for a few beats before she makes a cup of tea and Calms Down about the whole thing because it could be a lot worse
they could have gotten matching face tattoos, for instance
âYes, thank you, Paul. Please donât give them ideas.â
they get stared at for a while around camp but eventually people get used to it
they still get stared at a lot though because they do look pretty badass and very pretty
and then when it starts to grow back!! all soft and curly and ahh
grover is constantly making flower crowns for them both because itâs the perfect length and they look cute af
(ref: jane the goddess)
theyâre both always running their hands through each otherâs short hair when theyâre making out or just chillin bcs itâs so soft and nice
and itâs so healthy
for the first time since Tartarus, they are both starting to feel healthy again
theyâve been building up their fitness again and no longer lose their breath so quickly (with help from Chiron)
theyâve talked and talked and talked, with each other and with their friends and parents and chiron, about everything, and they are starting to heal on the inside too
but because this is such a physical difference, they both really start to appreciate how much theyâve healed and changed and grown
(iâm sorry this really diverted from your ask, iâm just very passionate about this)
fave rebuke to this fresh line of bullshit your dumb ass brains have managed to twist themselves enough to spew
i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, âone word from you will silence me on this subject forever.â
because, like, thatâs the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isnât it?
a dude being willing to say, âi understand if you donât feel the same way about me, and iâll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.â
so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency
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iâm⌠amazed
fuck me up with this delicious rube goldberg nonsense

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hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!
the best part about friends is that it had the most iconic twist in romance ever like in the beginning seasons they really played us with the ross/rachel dynamic and how they were the absolute âitâ couple of the show and that everyone will want to root for them to get together and then all the sudden???? chandler and monica literally come out of nowhere in a span of three episodes?? but the best part is,,,,,,,they actually have a great dynamic?? like they had a great dynamic as friends but as a couple,,,,,they brought out the absolute best in each other??? And they grew slowly and worked through both of their insecurities and became an even stronger couple?? and then the writers tried to bring back rachel/ross again and it just,,,,,,didnât compare because chandler and monica had surpassed their trash dynamic by 1000x at that point. anyway, god bless chandler and monica
So whenever i would watch movies and see The Badass Female Character fighting in various ways, something about it always bugged me. I just assumed it was internalized misogyny that made me dislike characters like black widow and Tauriel and tried to make myself like them.
Then I was rewatching Mad Max Fury Road the other day and I noticed that nothing bothered me about watching Furiosa fight and I realized the problem wasnât watching women fight in movies that got on my nerves.
Watching the stereotypical Badass Female Character she always has these effortless moves and a cocky, sexy smirk on her face as everything is easy. Watching Furiosa, she grunted and bared her teeth. Her fighting was hard and it took effort and it hurt like fighting is supposed to. For once her fighting style wasnât supposed to seduce the audience it was to be effective.
I wasnât disliking these characters because they were women I was disliking that their fighting was meant to remind me they were women. High heels and shapely outfits and not showing effort or discomfort because itâs more attractive to effortlessly lift a long leather clad leg over your head rather than rugby tackle someone.
Itâs the same with the Wonder Woman movie too. Fighting is hard and it takes effort, blocking bombs and bullets with a shield makes her grimace and bare her teeth with the effort it takes. Sheâs not flip kicking bombs sheâs yelling and straining, not because sheâs weak or bad at fighting but because thatâs what it would be like.
I really hope weâre moving into an era of women having fighting styles designed for realism and not how hot it looks for the men in the audience.
THIS.
Hades suddenly realizes he technically never âclaimedâ Nico, everyone just figured it out. Â To fix his mistake and be a good dad whose sone knows he loves him and is proud of him, Hades personally comes to Camp Half Blood with a megaphone and shouts NICO DI ANGELO IS MY SON
âJUST IN CASE YOU WERENâT SUREâ

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THIS. I saw a post the other day that literally said if you do it to a fictional character, youâll do it in real life.
No. Just NO.
Iâm so glad someone put it into words.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a legend, and heâs absolutely right.
And I really feel like there are parts of fandom that donât get or donât believe this, and I think thatâs troubling. Iâve seen arguments that people shouldnât have dark fantasies, or that bad impulses in themselves make a bad person. Iâve seen so much shaming over thoughts.
And if you get to a point where itâs bad to have dark thoughts and itâs bad to wonder what something would be like and itâs bad to put yourself in the shoes of anyone who isnât âpureâ, if fiction is no longer a realm where you can confront and explore, but an ongoing test of moral purity⌠well, maybe not everyoneâs brain works like mine, but I feel like that takes away something incredibly important to being human.