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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

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I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041
We all know who needs to be @’d
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Y’all little writers go on and have fun now
Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost
Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!
It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.
I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?
How many relationships? How much writing?
You may think this won't happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.
IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.
Back up your files! Download anything you've saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!
Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.
Exports Discord chat logs to a file. Contribute to Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter development by creating an account on GitHub.
Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.
Especially with all of the age verification bs rolling out right now, I feel like this is still relevant even more. If you decided to or couldn't use discord tomorrow, who and what would you lose access to?

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This is great.
I forwarded this to my orgs network security guy, he thought it was funny so this is going in the blog
Coyle using Franco's throat while he pathetically rutts against those leather boots 🥵🥵🥵
*rubs my hands together evilly*
18+ below the break…
HEREEE IM SO SORRY IT TOOK FOREVER… HOPE THIS MAKES UP FOR THE WAIT ❤️
my potion #MyPotion
per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":
This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon
we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
What the fuck is whump
Don't worry about it kitten
Whump fans should read some CJ Cherryh she LOVES taking a soft little man and inflicting horrors upon him
Cherryh: Here is a gentle-natured man.
Me: He's gonna get frozen and shot/stabbed and then cared for by a physically or socially superior companion isn't he.
Cherryh: As his enemies pursue him through the snow while he is temporarily separated from his guardian...
Me: Knew it.
Me: Let me guess, he's barely slept for 3 days and something important is happening?
Cherryh: His fingers and toes have long since numbed, but the pain from his injured leg makes sleep almost impossible. After three days...
Me: Yeah that's on brand.
she also writes a good grizzled middle aged auntie.
I love you Pyanfar
I went to look this author up and this cover art is killing me
lookit that gentle natured man all tucked behind those socially superior cats

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>looking for a new book
>ask the fanbase if their book is written like a novel or like fanfic
> doesnt understand
>i pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is a novel and what sounds like fanfic
>fans laugh and say “it’s a good book sir”
>buy book
>its fanfic
a diagram
How to bookbind your fanfic!
Part 1: From AO3 to printing
The necessary first step is turning your AO3 fanfic into booklets. Your whole book will be a bunch of booklets piled on top of each others and stitched together.
Booklet examples:
Btw, this is the official Word tutorial on how to make a booklet.
You can see there are different options. I usually do 8 pages, which is what you will see in the video. This means that a booklet of 8 pages is two sheets of paper, printed front and back, folded and one put inside the other. To have your word pages in the correct order you will need to format your word document.
Everything is in the video but here is the text for easy reading (btw the fanfic I used is Exit by schwutthing, an amazing Valjean/Javert fic)
Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Header and Footer" option appear. You can click on "Footer" and select the format for the pages' number. Always add the pages number, it will make your life easier.
Now you can justify your book. I usually justify (select all text with CTRL+A and click on Justify), but keep in mind that some documents might not enjoy passing through "justify" so double check your final document. For example, if there are lines of poetry and the author wrote into the next line without starting a new paragraph the justify option will make it weird.
Make your book pretty! I added some illustrations and blank pages. I also made the title of the fanfic bigger.
Fix the chapters' titles and notes. I clicked on Home-> Find and searched for "Chapter", so I could select on each chapter title and make it bold, and also delete the "Chapter text" added just after. You can do the same with "notes" in case you want to delete notes.
Now it is time to print! I prefer to save in pdf before, so I will do that.
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT DOES NOT PRINT BOTH SIDES
Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Manually print on both sides"
This will create two different files pdf, one for the front pages, and one for the back pages.
Click on the file for the front pages and print them all. Do not panic if you see the pages number all over it.
Now take your printed (only on one side) block of pages and load it into your printer again, making sure that you will now print on the blank back. Open your back pages pdf file and print.
(you can do a trial with a few pages to see if everything is lining up correctly).
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT PRINT BOTH SIDES
"Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Print on one side"
This will create a single pdf that you can print on your both-sides printer. You will see that the page are not in the order you had on the word document, but the whole file will start with page 8 (see video).
Now print!
What you want is this:
You can see that on the front you have page 8 first, page 1 after, because when folded it will end up with page 1 at the start of your booklet! And on the back of this first sheet you have 7 and 2, that will end up in the correct position.
Now you will have a lot of pages... time to fold and create your booklet! Every two sheets... you will fold as you see above.
Next post will be specifically about folding the booklet, making the holes and sewing them together.
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I bound Eddie Kingston’s promos
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Yes I did another miniature bind, because I learned so much after binding Raven’s Promos. But as it turns out I didn’t learn enough. I fucked up the printing/signatures settings 3 separate times and only noticed after I had already printed and cut it. Lol. Could’ve guessed that page 7 and page 153 weren’t meant to be in the same signature. Oh whoops.
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But once I got everything printed and cut (and I figured out that my industrial guillotine could be used for this type of cutting as well, I’m actually very smart thank you very much) I could finally get to folding and sewing. And from then on it was easy sailing.
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Crack au where Leon is very beloved by a lot of the villain population and by infecting him with the las plagas, Saddler just painted the biggest target on his back EVER. Ada’s already running damage control. Albert is about to tear apart the entire cult just to find Leon. Krauser is panicking because Leon wasn’t supposed to be assigned to this mission damn it!
Saddler has no idea why everyone’s so emotional over one (1) man he just infected
Person A: "Do you think we're soulmates?"
Person B: "The fuck? After all the work I've done? Nuh uh. Fate gets no credit."

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need to transfer all my music off spotify because im tired of that dogshit app and its only redeeming feature (end of the year wrapped) got overtaken by ai but i have like 5k songs saved and im.scared
ok im like halfway there but the downloader i found downloads stuff from youtube i guess so i keep getting live shows and stuff in there. which is a little annoying
its not perfect but heres what im doing (on pc) since a couple people asked
go to exportify and get logged in and whatever
click 'export' on the liked songs tab, this will download all the data (including band names, album titles/covers, etc) in a CSV file
download spotify2mp3 off github for whatever operating system you have
after spotify2mp3 is installed, follow the instructions. put the CSV file in there. make a new folder called music or something and select that as the output (thats just where itll put all the downloaded songs)
let it do what its gotta do
download a music player. i downloaded foobar2000
once thats installed, you will notice no music is there. click 'file' in the top left and then 'add folder' and select the music folder you made earlier and all the songs will show up
BONUS - if you have discord and like it displaying what youre listening to, you can get music presence off github. its compatible with foobar which is why i got it but tit works with other programs too
voila
this will take one billion years even with good wifi so strap in