What on Earth am I doing?

🗣🗣🗣BIG FACTS

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

is this true

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

don’t question the facts

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

catholic doctrine states that the trinity is inherently impossible to fathom in human senses but guess who looks like a stupid bitch now

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real