Balm for the Fangirl Soul

Just unmute it.

In the mid-1800’s, a man named Joshua Abraham Norton proclaimed himself Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico and the citizens of San Francisco actually went along with it.

After losing a lawsuit in which he tried to void his rice contract, Norton left San Francisco. He returned a few years later, laying claim to the position of Emperor of the United States. Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.

In 1867, a policeman named Armand Barbier arrested Norton to commit him to involuntary treatment for a mental disorder. The Emperor’s arrest outraged the citizens and sparked scathing editorials in the newspapers. Police Chief Patrick Crowley ordered Norton released and issued a formal apology on behalf of the police force. Crowley wrote “that he had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line.” Norton magnanimously granted what he considered an Imperial Pardon to the errant policeman. All police officers of San Francisco thereafter saluted Norton as he passed in the street.

The citizens of San Francisco continued to celebrate his regal presence and his proclamations for many years but on January 8, 1880, Norton collapsed at a street corner and died before he could be given medical treatment. At his funeral two days later, tens of thousands of people packed the streets of San Francisco to pay homage. Norton has been immortalized as the basis of characters in the literature of writers Mark Twain, Robert Louis Stevenson, Christopher Moore, Maurice De Bevere, Selma Lagerlöf, and Neil Gaiman.

And there’s another chapter, too. As was previously mentioned, Emperor Norton delivered a number of Imperial Proclamations during his life. One such proclamation was for the construction of a suspension bridge across the San Francisco Bay, connecting San Francisco to Oakland via what was then referred to as Goat Island. Also, to build a tunnel underneath the bay connecting those same two cities. Or at least, he ordered the citizens to evaluate both ideas, and build whichever one was more feasible. This was in 1872, when both ideas were merely fantasies.

However, in the 1930s, the bridge described by Emperor Norton was indeed built. And in 1969, so was the tunnel. 

In recent years, the part of the bridge connecting Yerba Buena Island (the island formerly known as Goat Island) to Oakland was entirely rebuilt. Many citizens wanted the new bridge to be named for Emperor Norton in honor of his foresight. Instead, it was named the Willie L. Brown, Jr., Bridge. Though former mayor Brown is a noted civil rights activist, the naming is controversial in the area. The chief complaint being that it’s technically against the law to name the bridge after someone who is still alive. 

Local attempts to re-name the bridge for Emperor Norton are still ongoing. Current efforts center on using the precedent of naming a bridge with multiple names to add the Emperor Norton Bridge to the list of accepted names for the bridge system as a whole.

P.S. as declared by the Emperor:

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like