It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

this is some good rock music right here.

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

A wise Jedi master

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

Now I’ll never forget where to find this gem.

This is still one of the best audio posts on this entire fucking site. Hearing such a good impression of Obama saying “Chaos… Control!” fucking slays me every time.

@sna-chan