laughing about the idea of shane and ilya being in a cold war of trying to accomodate the other one's preferences on something where they land on opposite sides.
like shane likes the house colder because he hates getting too warm and would rather just wear some comfy layers and some thick socks, but ilya likes the house warmer because he likes having his tits out for his husband not wearing a shirt.
and i'm cackling about the idea of them fucking with the thermostat like. thirty times a day. trying to put it on the OTHER person's preferred temperature. because no YOU get to be the most comfy in our home. no!! YOU get to be at your most comfy temperature!!!
shit REALLY gets serious when shane has someone install a smart thermostat and now has control over it on his phone via app and refuses to give ilya the password and also changes the code on his phone because take THAT asshole. now he can LOCK the house to your best temperature. checkmate, motherfucker. >:)
they come into the locker room with like. OBVIOUS tension between them. and everyone is like oh?? a fight?? a married quarrel???
ilya goes out drinking that night (because he knows shane will at least get a few hours at HIS preferred temperature that way because he does truly HATE being too warm, and this is ilya's ONLY MOVE right now in this battle), and they finally get him loose enough to talk and he's just *resentful voice as he stares into his glass of vodka* "my beautiful horrible husband likes the house to be 20, but he keeps setting it to 23 instead. he is horrible person." "...b-because that's too warm for you?" "no, 23 is perfect temperature." "...??????"
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