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obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior
Sorry singed her WHAT

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Man. I love when Batman and Superman wear each other's costumes and everyone is like 'Damn you! You tricked me by switching costumes!' but. The thing I like more than that is when both their costumes get partially destroyed- and you discover that they're still wearing their regular costumes.
I know you could assume that they just gave each other their spares- but I don't believe either of their costumes would've been destroyed by what hits them usually, so I fully believe that they both have like. Halloween costume quality versions of each other's uniforms.
In a recent conversation, I had remarked that the reason for those "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" disclaimers isn't to avoid pissing off PETA, but rather, that back in the day, if filmmakers wanted to depict a horse falling off a cliff, they'd achieve it by actually chucking a horse off a cliff. Later, I got to wondering what the real inciting incident for the Humane Association getting involved in filmmaking was, so I looked it up, and apparently it really was a film where the producers chucked a horse off a cliff. I genuinely thought I was exaggerating for effect.
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
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Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.
This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.
Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:
LineageOS (I use this one)
Graphene OS
Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.
Fuck Google.
for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:
anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.
If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)
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a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:
From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.
No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.
First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.
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"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.
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... Alot of people really liked this post on the clock app, so I think it'd probably be a good time to share it on here. Enjoy!
the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people
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you can tell the economy is doing awesome when every ad is like “play our slot machines—they’re weirdly addictive!” “no money? try loan shark!” “sports betting: the cooler way to be a man” and i swear to god i’m barely paraphrasing the copy of several ads i just saw i swear to jesus christ
I walked by Aym and Yngya in my game and saw them kissing. Like father like son.
Honestly? Narilamb is probably the funniest ship out there. What do you mean it’s a cat and a sheep. What do you mean cats look at headbutts like a sign of affection but sheep look at it as an attack. What do you mean they both can purr actually. What do you mean cats love lanolin cuz it relaxes them. If they ever had a kid it would be called a shitten. A SHITTEN.
And also it’s literally the perfect ship for anyone who’s queer and/or religiously traumatized to latch onto. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A GOD AND HIS MOST DEVOTED BELIEVER WHO’S BOTH HIS SALVATION AND HIS DEMISE?????
Funniest ship ever.
If I may add to that last point,
What do you mean a sheep managed to kill a GOD despite the universe itself prophecising against them? What do you mean they saw a loophole in its wording that their patron didn't notice for who knows how long at this point?
Be gay. Do crime. Kill god. Why the fuck not?
BAH HAH
@dudelookatthis #gang this is why i latch onto this shit sm LMAOO#also its cute and silly#like what do you mean they are eachothers most trusted confidant#what do you mean one was sacrificed in the name of the other but they still met regardless of the effort put in to keep them apart#what do you mean they are doomed by the narrative yet beat it against all odds#what do you mean the that lambs are symbolisms of life and rebirth and narinder (a black/grey ???) cat is literal death and therefore the#opposite#what do you mean th#←prev#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SPENT THEIR LIFE RUNNING FROM DEATH ONLY TO DIE AND FALL IN LOVE WITH IT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEATH IS BOTH THE SOURCE OF ANGUISH AND AVERSION AND THE SOURCE OF LOVE AND DEVOTION#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RUN FROM DEATH WHILST PRAISING HIS NAME IN DEVOTION#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CLING TO LIFE YET LOVE DEATH ITSELF#WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
I love how half the notes are stuff like this and the other half are people going "wait, sheep can purr?"
The best part about Iron Lung is that it's not a movie about Markiplier, it's a movie about a guy who just happens to be played by Markiplier. Like it starts and you're like "Omg it's Markiplier!" and then a few minutes later you stop seeing Markiplier, and instead you just see Simon, a guy trapped in a submarine in an ocean of blood. If, say, Mr Beast tried to make a similar film it would be like "Hey guys, I'm Mr Beast, and today, I'm going on a wacky adventure in this blood ocean with my zany cast of friends!"

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unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really
i want this puppies