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Whero x

Someone asked if I knew of any other kiwis and I swear there’s more of you guys than just the 5/6 I thought of…

Here’s a few tips of my own:

- Don’t ignore the fact you really need a tall glass. Even if you have a small penis, I’d still recommend you get a really tall glass. - I really don’t seem to know that I have a considerably big dick… so when I just got a stick that I judged “slightly smaller” than my member, it later proved to be a big mistake! The “dough” ripped in some areas. So find a stick really similar to your girth so you won’t have problems later. But hey: nothing bigger or it won’t be any fun!- This recipe doesn’t say anything about power settings, but I “cooked my corn starch + water FL using the highest temperature. You may need to put it back for a few extra minutes of microwaving. You will know when it’s ready. It’s impressive how the liquid mixture turn into something solid and smooth.

I rate this recipe: FUCKING AWESOME!