Don’t get your hopes up.

Never left, bud.

It’s nice to see things are still business as usual.

Harder, Daddy.

Nope. This is all on you, bro. I am what you make me. And we all know what me being blue means.

Do you really want me to say it? Right out here in the open where everyone can see it?

Do you really want me to answer that? Cause I see a pretty saintly dude at the grinding stone, and there are some mythological creatures that might want to have a go at him near a feathered couch with a weird bobby thing dangling off it.

I have no idea what that is supposed to sound like, and I frankly, do not give a fuck. I’m too busy enjoying shower time. 

There is the minutest sliver of a chance I’m wrong, but I don’t think there is one. pspspsps is for life, whether you meant to do it or not.

*10/10 0s are unlimited, Jake. You don’t have to be sparing with their usage.