month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

knight x princess yuri in Plato's Allegory of the Cave. is this what we're doing now

the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

look if you call something a sex dungeon it had better actually have a dungeon aesthetic going on

Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.

Helpppppp she is not bouncing on it She is ripping it clean off!!!

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

that man is beautiful like ripe fruit to me and I am approaching him with a paring knife

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

haven't seen hadestown but my understanding of the plot is: Local woman visits parents, returns to find unsupervised husband has invented global warming