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YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

reblog until ur fingers bleed

ALPHA AF!!

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

Its 1:45 in the morning and I’m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

i beg of you stop giving this notes

Please listen to this

This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing

The lady being a flail guy omg

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.

duuuude

Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time also just Ted is the worst

Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?

they’re both worse

@gingersaurus Your theory is confirmed by Neil Patrick Harris.

WHAT THE FUCK.  NPH ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO MY CRACK THEORY?????

I’m going back to bed