I finally got a new bike today. It’s called the Zwift Concept bike, colloquially, it’s the Tron bike! You can not buy it with in game currency, you have to have climbed. A lot! 50,000 meters or 164,000 ft!
I have been getting closer to it, annoyingly close. I have been averaging ~1200m a week recently. This past week? Screw it, just get it done! Almost 5,000m of climbing and I got it this morning!
Climbing? Indoors? On a trainer? Really? I don’t have the fancy equipment to raise the front of the bike to simulate climbing. However, I do have some mean ass electromagnets in my trainer for the game to make pedaling tougher, as if I were climbing. Does it feel like outside hills? Not quite but my legs will tell you different. Shut up legs!
The group/team, I ride with uses Failbook for comms. I shared that I had earned my Tron today! 172 likes and 60 comments from well wishers! That’s pretty touching. A weird rite of passage but one that those who Zwift understand how much effort goes in to getting a bike with light up wheels 😁
Will I start winning races now I have a fancy, fairy light lit, virtual bicycle? Nope, not powerful enough and too heavy but I will look marginally cooler … in my head 😎