#zuumy

"YES AND NO."

"That... That wasn't a yes or no question, much less a yes AND no question..."

"OH OH!!! I can explain this!! You're talking to both of them and neither of them at the same time! No, shhhhh, I'm not done no interrupting. Okay, soooooo... Right now they're both in the same body, right? So you were wondering which if them is in control! Well, they're both in control! Equally! They're both in there and aware of what's going on! But also they're both occupying the same mind right now, which is in effect a new person that's made from the two of them together. So they're both themselves and aware but also they're a third person right now."

"None of that makes sense."

Hayden wouldn't have any for the longest time, but finally would make a blog that's weird aesthetic stuff. Like "dog treat aesthetic" weird. It started more or less as a joke and he just kinda. Had fun with it so he keeps it up and it's all weirdly themed about flames of eternal damnation and milk milkbones and nobody who follows him can figure out what his deal is but it's weird in a fun way.

Red would have a Twitter where she tweets about the latest trouble she got in, and her tumblr would be entirely furry content specifically red pandas. She frequently has pictures of her in situations where she's about to get wrecked captioned with "photos taken seconds before disaster"--she crossposts these to her Instagram which is entirely pictures of her about to or having just been wrecked. One time she had three of her buried under fallen bookshelves in a week and the last one had Blake in it holding a sign over her that said "I like to try to climb shelves I know can't support me because getting a chair or something is too slow and I act surprised every time they fall on me and I need rescuing". It quickly went viral and is her most popular to date. (Blake gets some messages on his blog about it)

Blake would have a mess of a personal blog where he just does something of everything. He has a storm-related sideblog and eventually once his identity gets blown a sideblog specifically addressing heroics he gets involved with and trying to give tips and advice to people to avoid incidents. As things progress he has another he makes and a Twitter he starts specifically for information on demons and avoiding them and plugs his protective charms that he makes for free to help people.

Grizz surprised everybody by having several social media accounts, though nobody was surprised they were dedicated to environmental conservation.

Zu has no idea what this stuff is but learns fast and quickly decides he's gonna run a blog all about the freaky critters of the ocean. It is equal parts informative and utterly terrifying and nobody knows where he gets some of his pictures. (He goes to the ocean floor and takes them himself, being a water spirit and all. The camera just needs a little pressure proofing)

Red nearly dies and ends up stuck as a furry for a month.

Zu keeps losing the other half of his soul to violent deaths.

Hayden gets kidnapped, cursed, barely saved, and ends up dying brutally to save the world anyway eventually.

blake plays with her sometimes, but likes rpgs more.

Hayden is just plain bad at baking and even worse at cooking.  In his defense, he tends to get sensory overload from all the smells when making anything but really bland or really simple things with relatively few smells--the more types of ingredients/herbs/spices/dishes being used/made at once the worse it gets.  Theoretically he could be decent at some things, but he just likes to avoid kitchens in general.

Blake is a pretty decent cook and baker, he’s good at balancing between following a recipe and experimenting as well as being restrained in experiments so you don’t end up with something wildly inedible.  He doesn’t mind cooking or baking, but it’s not like...  His passion, y’know?  He never complains when he needs to and will volunteer and enjoy it sometimes but he’d generally rather be doing other things.  You couldn’t tell from what he makes, though--he’s very good at putting that aside to focus on making sure things turn out well.