Jun 18, 2025
helena eagan is arguably the funniest character in television. oh my innie hijacked me and stole my body to expose the truth about severance? oh sorry guys i was really drunk and also i had an arm rash sorry about that. wait what my innie is lowkey pulling? yeah lemme rewind that tape real quick. actually rewind that a few more times. actually you know what would make the most sense maybe i should just go in as a spy, and if i have to get laid by my innie's hot pathetic boss oh well! yeah and if that doesn't work out maybe i could go find his outie at a chinese restaurant? and have the awkwardest conversation known to man? but it's okay because there's this underlying sexual tension?? and i really think i could be on to something here!!
