hear no evil.

speak no evil.

Ermmm this is the 80s how did they have Snapchat back then 🤨 *cough* idk man i wanted to hop on an old trend and join the fandom long after s5 ended (something about being fashionably late or whatever)

done *dusting hands off*

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael doesn’t have the most coherent speech— but he puts in the effort to show his affection for you! it could be a (cold) kiss on the cheek or little gifts showing up on your doorstep. i’m imaging him gifting you a bouquet of flowers that was taken from someone else’s grave (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) dead or alive, this man is still shy, and he would give you a crooked smile if you showed him too much affection his unbeating heart could handle. idk i just imagine you two walking through a cemetery together…

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael smells kinda funky (ᵕ•_•) BUT has good upkeep for you. i know zombies typically smell like ammonia… rotten eggs… feces— but he’s trying ok!! (๑•́ -•̀) luckily for him, people love to leave perfume bottle gifts on gravestones. last time you visited him he smelled like roses. give my man a break he’s decaying here.

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael protects you from the other zombies. he made it clear— after much awkward attempts because he was too shy to tell them straight up so he only warded them off temporarily— that you were his and prohibited from the jaws of the undead.

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael has some of the most beautiful jheri curls you’ve seen (╥ᆺ╥；) that’s it. his hair is gorgeous.

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael stays fitted idc. that (torn up) red jacket from the thriller music video? he got 3 more in a different color. he may be dead but his closet ain’t!!!

ꉂ`𖦹. 🧟‍♂️ zombie! michael would NEVVER eat your brain he just WANTS YOUR HEARTTTT :((

zombie boy

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