#zetsubear

“Let’s start us off with a blue-eyed beauty.  Catherine is here on the list fer all the good.. or wrong reasons.  I ain’t too sure which fits this, quite honestly.  A seductive temptress that fits the role of a succubus quite well.  She will feed off of your desires, but she will leave if you ain’t interestin’ enough.  If yer interestin’ an’ supply her wit’ what she wants, yer screwed.  Pretty much a game over ‘n yer life.  Also, I thinks he comes wit’ some messed up dreams, too.  Hm..”

“H-HEY WHY AM-... Wait.. That’s.. not... ...”

“Hazama.  Why the HELL are we so similar?  Well, Green Me is here fer reasons that I should be on this list.  The enjoyment of misery, messin’ with heads, messin’ with soldiers an’ makin’ ‘em do our biddin’.... And pretty much heartless.  Yep.  I’m quite disturbed.”

“Izaya Orihara... Manipulative, cunning, and flat-out cold blooded.  He loves people, and he loves to play with them.  Point in time he made a girlie jump off a buildin’ after breakin’ her spirits.  She was saved, I believe... but still.  This guy pretty much puts me to shame at times which I find rather impressive, and I find rather odd.  Is he really human?  This guy’s gotta special place ‘n hell, let me tell ya.”

“Next up is Junko Enoshima.  She lives off of Despair.  She loves it.  The only reason why she didn’t make the Espada list is ‘cuz she is more fittin’ right here.  She’s caused so much hell for fellow classmates that... Nearly puts any troublemaker t’ shame.  Junko is despair incarnate.  Fashion is one thing, but she wears despair as tight as her body.  Now that is an accomplishment.”

“This- ........”

“Okay... This thing is responsible fer makin’ girls wishes come true at the price o’ turnin’ ‘em inta tickin’ witch bombs.  Cute lil’ girlies fightin’ evil ta eventually become evil so other cute lil’ girlies can kill ‘em an’ purify themselves.  This thing is pure evil.  This thing makes Myself, Hazama, an’ even Junko look innocent.  This rat needs t’ die.  Any suggestions?”