Evil clone - Zayne x reader/mc
Tags: fluffy, crack, tw shooting and killing
"mmmm, g'mornin' zaynie," you mumble as you rub your eyes.
Your boyfriend is already up, caressing your hair gently as he sits by your side of the bed. You scrunch your eyes and blink slowly, deliberately, and smile as the blorb by your side sharpens to reveal your boyfriend's visage. Your eyes roam shamelessly down his black compression shirt and joggers, a faint sheen of sweat making the fabric slightly see-through - he must've come back from a jog.
"Good morning to you too, darling." Zayne twirls your hair between his fingers, smiling at the sight of you thirsting over him while still half asleep. "Sleep well?"
"Mn," you nod, sitting up before stretching your arms over your head. "Good. How was your jog?"
Seeing that you're awake, Zayne gets up, holding his hand out for you. "Good. I passed through the bakery today. They seem to have a seasonal special. It smelled good as I passed through."
"Sounds good," you hum, following him to the kitchen. "Let's head there this weekend. A nice little date, just the two of us." That makes Zayne smile wider. He squeezes your hand once before letting go, heading to the fridge.
"What are you craving? I'll make it for you." You smile wider as Zayne offers to cook. It's not often that Zayne has time to cook, but when he does, which is whenever he has time before his shift, he whips up some of the most nutritious and heartily delicious meals.
"Pancakes, please? Ooh, and waffles if possible! Honestly either is good, but I'm feeling really hungry."
Zayne nods, happy that your appetite is healthy as always. "Pancakes and waffles it is then. It's good to fuel up in the morning. How does a side of cut fruit sound? With a healthy dosage of whipped cream, of course."
"That sounds lovely," you sigh happily, already drooling at the thought of the lovely promise of a huge breakfast spread. "What about you? Are you craving something else?"
Zayne shakes his head, already measuring ingredients and whipping up the batter. "Honestly, you read my mind. I've been craving pancakes too this morning." He adds an extra half cup of sugar to the batter, making you sigh in fond exasperation at his sugar addiction.
"Although, I am also in the mood for carrot juice, so-"
Zayne blinked, gaze darting between you and his abdomen and the still smoking firearm in your hand, clutched tightly. He met your cold eyes, letting out a wounded gasp.
"You... Why-" he choked, coughing up blood as he staggered to his knees, hands cradling the gunshot wound in his torso. He looked down in horror, then back at you. "Why would you-" before he could finish his sentence, black crystals covered his entire body, revealing the wanderer's true form.
Another few shots, and the wanderer was already dissipating into dust, leaving behind a protocore. You scan it. Sapphire. Beta protocore. No significant protofield.
At the exact moment, the real Zayne, just returning from his jog, storms into the kitchen. He looked like he'd just escaped a fight with a wanderer. He takes in the scene in front of him - the fine layer of wanderer dust in your kitchen, the protocore and the gun in your hands, the erratic way your chest rose and fell as you still came down from the adrenaline...
"Oh thank gods, you wouldn't believe what your evil clone said!"
A/n: I'm kinda devastated that this is my first Zayne fic and not the "Zayne loves indian sweets" fic I'd planned for him🥲 but I'm not exactly complaining, especially after this post... I KNEW I had to write this!
Anyway bring back Valko 🐺💚