#zamwaffles

2024 and 2026

Zam: So yeah you're not planning on dying anytime soon, right?

Bacon: Are you worried about me?

Zam: Am I worried about you?

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Zam: So, I don't know! [...] My mindset's shifted a lot. Because, when I killed you, I felt bad, I felt terrible about it, y'know? But... I think in the moment I definitely did, like, [...] enjoy it. I regretted it, [...] but my heart was pumping, getting ready to storm that room. I was expecting more of a fight, though, but, I mean, like, it's fine. [...]

Bacon: You could, uh, you could let me know, though, before you get there, and we can have a little bit of a fight?

Zam: Yeah, maybe I will. [...] I don't really regret it as much anymore, I don't think- I think I got over my regrets the day of, but now it's like really gone, y'know?

Bacon: I'm glad to hear you don't regret killing me.

Zam: Mhm.

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Zam: I feel like, [giggles] I feel like it'd be cool if I, I dunno, [...] if I got to kill you more, maybe. [...]

Bacon: Sounds like you're asking me on a date.

Zam laughs.

Bacon: I don't wanna make it weird, but, you really said that- am I crazy, or did you actually say that like...

Zam: I don't- I think you're crazy, but, that's fine.

Bacon, clearing his throat: Kinda sounded like... I don't think I-

Zam: No, I- I wanna do anything I can to protect the server, and, I mean, like, I don't normally like, y'know, beating up players that don't really have that many hearts, but. I mean, if I can, and, like, the opportunity arises, then... Yeah, no, I think that it'd be cool if I got to kill you

Bacon: Oh, nice. [Zam: Yeah.] Very sweet.

Zam: Mhm. At the risk of it sounding like a date, I think I would- Y'know. [...] [Zam laughs] Now that you said that I gotta, like, re-think how I wanna say this. [...] I just feel like it would be cool if, out of everyone- 'Cause you're planning on doing this until you get banned, right?

Bacon: That's the plan.

Zam: Yeah. Well, then- in that case, I'd like to make sure that I'm the one to ban you.

Bacon: Huh. [Zam: Yeah.] [...] That's nice, that's- that's cool, um. I'm, uh, kinda planning for success.

Zam: You're gonna plan for-? Well, yeah, obviously. I'd expect you to. I want you to live a very long time. I don't want you to die, y'know, too soon. [...] I want a battle that's actually enjoyable, and I think with you I can have that, so.

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Zam: I just feel like I have a nice understanding of you, and I don't feel like anyone else on my team does. [...] I feel like, because of that, it'd be nice if I was the one who got to kill you.

Bacon: Hmm.