#yupanqui

Look at my team, we are not beating any dragons bruh

Decarabian is those flock spy camera that are being up around right now

Nameless bard is the act of dismantling those cameras and selling the parts for money

Amos is those true crime podcasts, but she’s not the one listening or narrating them no she is the criminal they are talking about

Red haired warrior is reluctantly holding someone’s hair back while they throw up

Remus is singing along to a musical sound track while driving

Scylla is the friend trying to stop said singing friend from accidentally driving off the road

Deshret is impulsively spending money on stupid shit instead of saving it to pay bills and taxes

Nabu malikata is getting High and then starting to contemplate the nature of your existence which ends up sending you into a depressive spiral

Lianca is those soccer mom with those mini vans running someone over. If she activity choice to hit you then you had it coming

Yupanqui is the idea of your jobless friend on a Tuesday morning doing crazy shit for no reason

Maghan is the act of buying new books despite not having finished reading those books you bought in the past, my friend your library books are overdue

Ahpub is the action of punching your wall out of anger, then hurting you hand and then deciding to punch your pillow instead

Ixquieh is going into your siblings room just to annoy them and then when they ask you what you want, you just walk away

Uenuku is that Lisa frank dolphin picture accompanied with the song “I just want to be part of you symphony”

Och kan is taking those “am I gay tests” and everytind the answer is “yes” he says the test is wrong and gives it a bad review

Xbalanque feels like those scammy “hey boss babe do you want to start your company”

Ineffa would put on frozen “do you want to build a snowman” in order to try to reconcile with c-11

C-11 is the act of turning that song off and breaking the tv while making direct eye contact with c-11

C-10 aka Ajaw is bullying kids on that Roblox game “work at a pizza place”

Ixlel is bullying someone in the Pinterest comments while chewing gum

Koitar is the rage of being in a super noisy classroom with a awful teacher while also not understanding the subject

The voyager is the action of accident making mustard gas because you mixed all the chemicals under the sink together

Nibelung is stretching out on the bed slowly consuming the space that your partner is siting in ending with you taking up the entire bed and your partner ends up sleeping on the floor

but the more you read Natlan lore the more you start to wonder if Xbalanque was truly this kind, gentle, too pure for this world soul that Och-Kan saw him as, or if he wasn't above sacrificing him and a lot of others for the collective hope [spoiler: definitely the second more than the first]

meanwhile, the ones who actually genuinely loved and cared about Och-Kan - Lianca, Yupanqui, and possibly Ahpub if we want - he had barely any qualms sacrificing in Xbalanque's name. worse, they all were kind of led to their deaths by him, even if it was more indirect for the latter two

(Occurs prior to everyone killing Xiuhcoatl)

Och-kan “Brethren I have something I must confess… …I am attracted to men”

Full clean ver under the cut.

Genshin Impact Timeline: Analysis and Theory Master-List

This is the fourth part of the third section of my theoretical timeline for Genshin Impact Lore. I will possibly add to this as updates with new information or information that corrects past misunderstandings crop up. I put the rest under-the-cut because it gets rather lengthy. Also this is all theoretical from the process of analysis. I used the game itself and the Genshin Impact wiki to help me along. There are definite spoilers below for pretty much all of the Genshin Impact storyline so please beware!