The fact that, canonically, kdj is the only normal and decent person in the orv trio but IN MY HEAD, with ANY hc that I can make with them, the only decent one, in a morden, without apocalypse AU, is yjh.
This man would be a wonderful househusband. He will be your quiet friend that just hype you up calmly. That friend that listens to you vent or when you're happy without judging (at least out loud, inside he's questioning a lot of things) if it's totally weird or annoying.
A new crush even though he doesn't give a double fuck ? Tell him about it. He's here to listen, and encourage you if needed. And if nothing goes your way, no problem. He will make you your favorite desert.
This is totally delusional. I know that. Don't worry.
On the other hand, kdj would the most dramatic bitch the world has ever seen. Once he's comfortable with his two friends? He doesn't care. Starting drama all the time with hsy. Yjh can't stand them anymore.