Partnering: Franco Colapinto x Y/N (referred to as Yourname)
Summary: Franco tells the entire world about your sex life but doesn't understand why he messed up.
Warnings: mentions of sex, slight slut-shaming (if I've missed any, please let me know and I'll add them!)
(the pictures of girls are you)
Yourusername: Heβs beautiful, Iβm beautiful, things are great β€οΈ
Francocolapinto: MY beautiful girl β€οΈ
User: oh to be the wag of franco colapinto
User: whoβs that guy in the first pick???
User: wow are we promoting girls just being overconfident on the internet now?
-User: ikr, sheβs such a slut online
User: will you be at the next race?
-Yourusername: i will be! i plan on coming to all his races this year since itβs the big league now and I like to support him β€οΈ
F1wags: Itβs nice to have another wag in the paddock!
User: did yall see THAT franco interview? cause omg i hope he asked yourname for permission first π
-Yourusername: oh no ur scaring me bb π
-Francocolapinto: i promise itβs not bad baby π
F1 Gossip: Franco Colapinto when asked about his pre-race rituals, but this is not the first time he has spoken about his and his girlfriends (Yournameβs) sex life. He has talked about when their first time was, where theyβve had sex, and more- is it too much or is it refreshing to have such an unfiltered driver on the grid?
User: uh sir i did NOT need to know that
Yourusername: HE SAID WHAT-
User: bye his own girlfriend didnβt even know he was going to say this
User: pls never get pr training franco ππ
User: he is legit the paddock whore and weβre living for it
Yourusername posted a story:
-Yourusername: oh but he DID
Francocolapinto: baby i still donβt get it
-Yourusername: itβs ok bb β€οΈ
Yourbffusername: if u need someone to smack him iβm just a call away
Franco Colapinto: guys i donβt know my girlfriend is mad at me ππ
User: bruz what do u mean u dont knowww
-Franco Colapinto: i donβt get it thoooo ππππ
-Yourusername: ur too cute to be mad at
-Franco Colapinto: πππππ
User: theyβre too cuteeeeee β¬οΈ
-User: ikr, i wish i have what they have
Pierregasly: π€¦ββοΈ