“What’s an embarrassing childhood story of me that I may or may not remember ? — GO !”
ask all the things!!
“Well, there was the time you thought the display toilet in the home depot was real and you dropped your pants in the middle of the store. You were so proud of yourself for using the potty, too. Or how about the time your mom and I took you to your favorite restaurant? You decided you were hungry and started grabbing handfuls of food from the tables around us? Or, the time you saw a pregnant woman on a bus and asked her if she knew that her baby was going to fall out of her fagina?” Oh god, the list goes on. “There was the time you told your kindergarten teacher to -- i quote -- ‘suck it’ because she wasn’t going away for Christmas break. Oh, do you remember the time you visited the station and asked someone in custody how he could be a real criminal because he was too old?”
