#young buck

A parody of "Money in the Bank" as performed by Lil Scrappy ft. Young Buck

Parody number: 3,531

The best way to avoid gun deaths: hey laughing boy, no more bullets!

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Can't hit this Okay-kay-kay (don't hurt me), jigs up (whoo), guess I'm caught (caught) Wasn't just me (yeah), whole big scheme (whole big scheme), gunner's shootin' blanks, whole unit

Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy)

Ev'ry single blow from a gun hurts loads (ayy) Sure, ev'ryone knows that, though not really "know" Until they get shot fair square in the gut Feels like a problem that has yet to be undone (ain't right) (yeah) So I had a thought: if no-one can stop (huh) Shootin', could we switch the sort of bullets they've got (maybe)? Will still go bang just like a startin' pistol's shot But no-one will get caught (just watch me) with a hole in their gut (ayy) Doubt the enemy (ayy) would simply agree (ayy) To make their army look weak (ayy), that means I had to sneak (yeah) Wait 'til the sun sleeps (yeah), no-one's spottin' me (yeah) Creepin' on my hands and knees 'round your armory (he-hey) Draggin' bags around (yeah) with a large amount (yeah) Of new ammo for your guns (ayy) and whatever else around (round) No bullets fly (yeah), each grenade fallin' flat (yeah) Now nobody will have guts comin' right out of their back

Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy) Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy)

It ain't just me, too much a rigamarole (yeah) To run it solo, you can't guess how far it goes Not the whole army that you and yours try to fight (c'mon) Tryna stop the pain of gut-shots, why help one side (one side)? Lots share my dream of no pain of the violent type (yo) Whole buncha guys in the mud tryna end the fight ('fraid so) Attempted peace talks, didn't get us very far Sure they're in the right, prepared to die hard I'd be down with defeatin' bad (what?) guys, trust me But where is the line not to cross? I can't judge, see (yeah) Sometimes it's hazy, it's also a fact (huh) That "gun 'em down" is not a tactic that I'll back That's a view that's common with the dudes I have In my little crew, won't see any of 'em, that's a fact (hey) Even though I got caught, I don't hold all the plans So you still won't shoot up shite 'cause I will never crack, you still got

Gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy) Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy)

See, you caught me, can't say "shot me" "Alive" is what I want and not just for me Plus this won't stall me (ayy), all have the plot (ayy) It's goin' swell (ayy), can't pay our doc With no "shot me", only "caught me" My cause will not be damaged, how you gon' stop me? Your guards might watch me sit in this cot Soon this world will have no guts shot

Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy) Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah, ayy), scuppered ev'ry rank Got your gunners shootin' blanks (yeah), scuppered ev'ry rank (wreck it, ayy)

Can't hit this

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