#young 6

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They heard strange sounds in the basement, now they wish they didn’t cuz what is this corny monologue

“With twilight and her lackeys out of my way, all of equestria will bow to me!”

Starlight was right there in a magic blue ball levitating in the air

Meanwhile the young 6 hid behind some sort of wall

“That fool” said Gallus “did she actually say that?”

“Yeah..” said smolder “she’s cooked”

“If twilight figures it out then she might- I don’t know, send her to hell!” said silver stream

“she wouldn’t” said ocellus “but cozy already said everyone will bow to her, she was cooked the second she defied twilights ego”

“Twilight has been a bit of a pompous ass ever since she opened the school” said gallus “maybe”

Then they herd more

“Friendship isn’t magic, friendship is power!”

Cozy please shut up

“Pony is kinda right tho” said yona

“I can’t watch” said sandbar “the more she talks the worse it’s gonna be when starlight tells twilight”

“We should do something about it?” Said smolder “i don’t know but I feel like a part of friendship is not letting your friends go to jail”

“Yeah but how?” Said gallus “she already monologued in front of starlight, there’s no way to help her”

“Or is it?”

Said ocellus

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Cozy was mid monologue, then she was cut off by what looked like chrysalis

“Good job on doing my evil bidding that I forced you to do” said chrysalis

That ain’t chrysalis, thought cozy, that’s metamorphosis, chrysalis from temu

“Hello starlight” said fake chrysalis evilly to starlight “I forced cozy glow to do my evil bidding, I also forced her to say that monologue”

“What-“

“Shut up cozy glow” said chrysalis, then she went back to starlight “I told cozy I would eat her family if she didn’t do this”

“WHAT!?” Said starlight from her magic prison “is this because i helped overthrow you?”

“No it’s because I was feeling nice toda- of course it was because you helped overthrow me!” Said fake chrysalis

Cozy didn’t know where the hell chrysalis even came from, but there is no way she actually talks like that, what should she even do? Stand there? Yeah she’ll just stand there

“Cozy said she’d been getting letters from tirek!” Said starlight “were all 3 of you in it?”

“What-!? I mean…Uh..yes” said fake chrysalis “me and tirek are dating, we do evil stuffs and smooch together, I guess”

“You’re horrible!” Said starlight “how dare you force a student to do your bidding!”

“Yay” said fake chrysalis, then she turned to cozy “oh by the way cozy, I still ate your family, bai”

She then used magic to moved her out of the room and back into the library

Cozy looked around for a bit to make sure nobody was there

“What the actual fuck was that-“

“Shut up”

Said gallus before he appeared like bird ninja, along with the others

“What?” Said cozy “what are you all doing here?”

“We heard your monologue” said smolder “it was stupid”

“But even though, we couldn’t let you keep going” said silverstream “twilight would’ve done a righteous friendship rainbow nuke on you if she knew it was you”

“Okay?” Said cozy “why didn’t you just report me if you wanted me to stop?”

“Because we aren’t evil and we don’t wanna watch you get sent to hell” said smolder “also i’m not a snitch”

“She’d do that?” Said cozy

“Naw” said gallus “but she’d still send you to the canterlot dungeons or something, that’s why we’ll make them think chrysalis did it”

“But chancellor neighsay, I told him my evil plan and tied him up” said cozy

“We freed him” said silverstream “he was a damn racist who called us slurs like the very thought of seeing us get upset like that brought joy into him, but we still freed him”

“Ew” said cozy “why?”

“Now racist pony owes us” said yona “he cannot use slurs anymore”

“Damn that’s smart-“

Cozy remembered something

“Hold up, where’s ocellus-?”

“Cozy you dumbass!”

Fake chrysalis, or, now ocellus, was behind her

“How’d it go?” Said gallus

“Apperently, cozy’s been getting letters from a grown ass man telling her what to do” said ocellus

“Are you serious!?” Said silverstream “who!?”

“It’s just tirek” said cozy

“It’s just a thousand year old centaur from hell! And you’re 10” Said ocellus “that shit is not okay”

“Yeah but like…he isn’t creepy like that” said cozy

“He told you how to steal magic” said ocellus

“He helped me collect more friends than twilight!” Said cozy

“And if twilight sees that, you’ll get stoned for heresy!” Said gallus, he did add the stoned part to be dramatic

They heard stuff outside

It was twilight, her friends, and all the royal guards and princess celestia and Luna were outside

“Shit” said sandbar “it’s twilight”

Cozy looked out the window too

“They escaped!?”

“Time to be chrysalis again I guess” said ocellus “go tie yourselves up or something”

And so they did

———

Twilight and her friends just escaped from Tartarus, where unfortunately, tirek told them he’d been sending letters to cozy, and also chancellor neighsay was there, ew

“Is she even still in there?” Said fluttershy

“We trusted her!” Said twilight “when I see her, I’ll send her to Tartarus”

“Why Tartarus?” Said rainbow dash “can’t we send her to a normal prison?”

“It’s too late, she’s too dangerous”

She is 10 years old twilight, no she isn’t

Then a flash of green light happened and chrysalis appeared

“Mwahahaha!” Said chrysalis “you fools!”

“Chrysalis was in on it too!?” Said applejack

“Yes indeed” said ocellus/chrysalis “I forced cozy glow to do my evil bidding, then I killed her family anyway after I promised not to”

“But tirek-“ said twilight before she was cut off

“Me and tirek are both in on it!” Said ocellus/chrysalis “I just forced cozy glow to do it for funsies I guess”

“Cozy glow is still evil” said the fugly horse with hair that looks like an oiled up towel on his head that is chancellor neighsay “she tied me up!”

“Or was it her?”

Ocellus then turned into cozy glow

“Golly ocellus! You can read!?” Said fake cozy, even if it was for ocellus to prove a point and to make them think she pretended to be cozy, real cozy deeply regretted saying that, but she was genuinely surprised tho

Then she transformed back into chrysalis

“Youre horrible!” Said twilight “you forced an innocent student to do what you wanted!?”

“And I tied her up in the shed after I killed her family”

Cozy glow was an orphan, that lie’s gonna hold up

“Anyway I also tied up the non pony students”

“Ew” said chancellor neighsay before he realized what he said “oh! My bad, force of habit”

“You suck” said ocellus/chrysalis “anyway it was the non pony students who made me stop, give them medals or something, bai”

Then she disappeared

The first place twilight and her friends went to was to get starlight, then after it was the shed

The young 6 and cozy glow were there, tied up, they were so worried they didn’t even noticed how absolutely ass those knots were, can’t even tie a shoelace with them knots

“I’m so glad you’re okay” said twilight

Cozy glow sat in shame, they assumed it was shame for doing the wrong thing

“Cozy glow” said twilight “why didn’t you tell us that chrysalis and tirek have been forcing you to do evil?”

“…”

“Guess she was just really scared?” Said gallus

“Okay, but why?” Said twilight

“It isn’t her fault!” Said silverstream “it was her…childhood”

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(Flashback to when cozy glow was 6 months old)

Silverstream, narrating: she was raised in a broken and abusive household

Dad cozy glow: BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

(Throws baby cozy out of a window)

Silverstream: when she turned 7 she ran away to ponyville, where she met chrysalis…her abuser

Chrysalis: BITCH! THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

(Throws cozy out a window)

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“Oh no!” Said twilight “I am so sorry you had to go through that”

“I know how you feel cozy” said starlight “I too was once hurt in my childhood”

Your boyfriend from kindergarten left you and you founded a communist cult and nuked the earth, you do not know anything

“Just asking, if cozy did do all this without being forced…what would you do?” said sandbar

“Why I’d send her to Tartarus of course!” Said twilight

They were only kidding before when they said twilight would send cozy to hell, what hell kind of legal system is she operating on!?

They were all taken to their rooms, it was 1 or 2 am at this point

Cozy spent the first 20 minutes burning the letters from tirek and removing her rainbow journal which had her evil plans on it, then she tried to sleep

At about 3 am, the student 6 rolled up in her room and woke her up

“Good morning you little enemy of the state” said smolder “such wonderful sleep for someone who stole all the magic in equestria”

“I gave it back tho”

“Yeah you did” said gallus “your welcome by the way”

“Thanks” said cozy “how do I make it up to you?”

“Maybe don’t be surprised when you learn that I can read” said ocellus “also…why”

“What?”

“Why did you do all of that?” Said ocellus

“Well…I thought that if I got more friends than twilight, I’d be the new princess of friendship” said cozy “you can’t tell me that’s stupid”

“Yeah it isn’t, twilight collected friends and became an alicorn” said gallus “if we didn’t cover it up twilight would’ve actually sent you to Tartarus”

“Thanks” said cozy “but…why would you help me cover it up anyway?”

“I don’t know…” said sandbar “you’re our friend, even if you commit crimes”

“I don’t think we’d be good friends if we let you burn in hell where Cerberus literally pisses boiling acid” said smolder “and I feel like sharing a cell with tirek would’ve just made you more evil”

Cozy wanted to say thank you, but she was also ashamed that she needed them when her plan failed, but at the same time twilight was gonna send her to hell so she can’t really complain

“I’m gonna start intercepting your letters now” said ocellus “bai”

“Bye” said cozy “see you”

And they left

The next morning cozy woke up late, but when she did she found a small letter on the table next to her bed

‘Please don’t do crime today :3

-silverstream’

Damn right she won’t

The next classes are gonna be awkward as hell, and maybe gallus would cheat off her the next exam they have, but she didn’t care about that, she was just happy they were there, and maybe one day, she’d help them like that too.