Holy shit Mom really does not get how difficult and exhausting phone calls are for me, like, at all
She came home from work, and was like “Oh, hey, can you call Dizzy and see who’s coming to the shower on Saturday”
And I’m like, “Mom, I’ve done like 6 phone calls today, I am beyond my limit”
And she goes “YOU CAN’T MAKE A PHONE CALL?”
Mom
holy shit
have you not listened at all
And I tried to explain but I swear it’s in one ear and out the other entirely with her
So I kind of snapped back like, “What, YOU CAN’T DO A BACKFLIP?” (please note my mother is very overweight and has osteoarthritis)
“Naomi.”
“WHAT, IT’S SO SIMPLE, PEOPLE DO THEM ALL THE TIME.”
“NAOMI, IT’S DIFFERENT”
“IS IT”
So whatever. I’m home now. I cannot deal with any more human beings right now for fuck’s sake
