GENRE: Crack, Yotsuba!Light and Yotsuba!Misa, maid outfits? haha just you wait

[ PART TWO ]

[ PART THREE ]

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You're a member of the NPA and the Kira Task Force. Before, only you and Matsuda you were the only ones close inspite of the fact that you two had.. completely opposite attitudes. But now, you're close with almost everyone else! That included L, Light, and Misa. At first you thought L was very intimidating to work with but then you realized that you two got along quite well with your sharp tongues whose job was to often throw dry insults to 'incompetent' members. But, well, it's evident he did the job better.

Light and Misa, the primary suspects for the first and second kira. Your relationship with them was quite well, at least a percentage better than their relationship with Ryuzaki. It was silly to think that you had grown friends with your primary suspects. And no doubt, it would really sting if Ryuzaki's deductions are proven to be correct.

And perhaps.. you might've even developed an attraction.

But, to which one?

"[Y/N]!!!"

Misa shouted, hugging you from behind before lounging on the couch beside you.

"Oh [Y/N]! I need your help! You're my last resort but you are the only one who's in good terms with Ryuzaki! Right? Right??"

Your eyes turned to slits. You folded the newspaper you were reading and looked at her suspiciously.

"And you are implying that I beseech him to let you and Light have a date, aren't you?"

At first she had this surprised reaction, but then she laughed in amusement as she clapped her hands. You looked away, feeling your cheeks heating up simply by looking at her jovial smile. You cleared your throat, composing yourself.

"Yes!! Oh why are you so amazing in guessing?! So can you? Can you??"

You were suddenly put in another situation which had made you bashful. With the way she leaned her upper body towards yours with mischief twinkling in her eyes, your faces were in a proximity too much for you to handle. You backed away, and she apologized when she guessed the wrong reason why.

"Oh my gosh I'm sorry!"

"It's.. okay.."

"Soooo," she poked your waist. You stifled a laugh and hardened your facade, which was to no avail. Misa clung to your arms, leaning the side of her head against your left arm, so closs to nuzzling it. You sighed mentally, feeling tensed.

You were afraid she might hear how loud your heart beat was. This girl wouldn't really make it easy for you, would she?

"Can you find a way to convince him? Pretty pleaaaseee?"

She looked at you with pleading eyes and a pout. And truth to be told, who could say no to that cutie? You rolled your eyes and grimaced, however nodding much to her delight.

"YAAAAAAY! YOU ARE THE BEST! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! [N/N]!"

"M-Misa—!"

"Oh! Hehe.. Sorry [Y/N]! You're just so warm and soft to hug!"

She pulled away from the hug you that almost broke your ribcage. You glanced at her, seeing that she was staring at you. The smile on her face was growing wider and wider as she was pinching your cheeks. It wasn't too harsh, but you whined nonetheless, which resulted to her giggling.

"Misa—out with it!"

"Sorry!" She retrieved her hands, hiding them behind her back, the mischief in her eyes never leaving though. You looked at her the gravest you could, but you couldn't put up that facade for too long. You shook your head grumpily. "Get out."

"Why?"

"What why? Isn't your business here done already?"

"Wah don't think of me that way [Y/N]! I'm hurt!" She pouted and crossed her arms, "I didn't come here to just ask you a favor! That's one business down, I still have one more."

"Which is?"

"I bought matching outfits for us! Ta-dah!"

She raised a couple of papers bags; he bags you h and frankly, they weren't just any bunch of bags. even they were branded!

"Oh, no. You did not!"

"Oh come on, I just wanted to treat you because you deserve it for working so hard to catch Kira! And I thought we'd look cute with these on! We could wear it here and, maybe, you know, Ryuzaki might notice.. Hehehe.."

You choked on your own saliva.

"What? Ryuzaki!? Why him?!"

You glared at her, which caused her to back away frantically, vaguely waving her hands at you.

"AHHHH DON'T TELL ME I WAS WRONG! I thought something was going on between you two! You guys are always so close! I had this thought for the longest time that you were on! I even bought matching outfits for me and Light and you and Ryuzaki!"

"Presumptuous! No—we're not on! Will certainly never be. Ryuzaki and I may be close, but he irritates me. For the record, Misa, frogs aren't my type. Pft, me and him, date? Over our dead bodies!"

"Heeey don't say that!" She hugged your arm. "So then, who do you like? Is it Matsuuuuu? Eh, eh??"

You stared at her. Then at her lips. Then you closed your eyes, breathing sharply.

When you opened your eyes, you saw her winking at you.

"Oh, I get it! Someone's shy! Cutieee it's okay!"

Your face was scorching. You didn't even know how red you were at the time. You pointedly crossed your arms and clicked your tongue, tearing your attention from her. You looked at the bags now on the floor.

"Let's just try those matching outfits on and get this over with so I can think of a way to convince froggy."

"Alrighty!"

With that, you two changed. Helped each other change.

With her helping you your body had suddenly forgotten how to move even a joint.

You looked at the mirror side by side. Misa giggled and clapped her hands in excitement. She was enjoying it, and so were you, even though you were very timid.

"Look at how adorable you are [Y/N]! Your crush would totally swoon over you!"

Yeah, about that. Which crush?

"We're the ones who look like a couple now." You commented, the words unbidden. It was already too late to say oh shit. Misa merely chuckled, but she was nodding slightly.

"Don't we make a cute couple? Ooh but Light and I make the cutest! Right?"

"Psh, whatever you say."

"[Y/N]!"

...but Yotsuba arc has the worst animashun ever too: