#yorth

ayy just the ship i was hoping to get! thanks dude

 who is more likely to hurt the other?honestly??? i feel like north. it’d kill him to do it but i can see it happening


who is emotionally stronger?north. he’s the dad friend so he probably feels like he needs to be strong for everyone else

 
who is physically stronger?york. he’s more up close and personal when it comes to combat and missions and we know he’s good in hand to hand combat so dude’s probably pretty tough


who is more likely to break a bone? york cause the guy is kinda reckless 


who knows best what to say to upset the other? north. we know he has a condescending side to him so there’s no doubt that there’s a mean side there that’d come out sometimes that might hurt the ones he loves 


who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 
both would be super apologetic 

 who treats who’s wounds more often? 
north, because as already established, he’s the team dad and york has a reckless side 

 who is in constant need of comfort? neither. both are very strong people who deal with a lot of shit on a day to day basis. they’d probably still feel the need to comfort each other tho, even if it’s not totally needed


who gets more jealous? york. i feel like he’d get attention and flirted with quite a bit cause he’s a very charismatic, charming guy so north would most likely be used to it and okay with it. the odd time that north gets attention and flirted with york goes into clingy boyfriend mode 


who’s most likely to walk out on the other? north. we all know that if he had to choose between york and his sister, he’d choose her


who will propose? hmmm. north????

 
who has the most difficult parents?idk about this one. i know a lot of the fandom (including me) headcanon that york had a sketchy upbringing and that’s why he knows all that he does but there’s gotta be some reason that north is so fiercely protective of the people he loves, especially south. so idk i feel like neither had a great life before freelancer


who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? north is all about subtle pda 


who comes up for the other all the time? 
i legit don’t know what this is asking

 who hogs the blankets? agent new york lmao 


who gets more sad? uhhhhhhh. york maybe? dude acts chill af and yet he has stress wrinkles on his forehead so 


who is better at cheering the other up? 
north would just make dad jokes to get a chuckle out of york 

 who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?absolutely york. definitely the type to be proud of his bad jokes

 
who is more streetwise?york


who is more wise?both in different senses. york understands things north doesn’t and vice versa

 
who’s the shyest? north but not for long 


who boasts about the other more? york. i’m too lazy to find the picture but just imagine york is will smith is posing and presenting north. he’s a proud boyfriend

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

I think it depends heavily on what's going on. If North can really relate to it, he might. I was gonna say York was overall more likely to, but scratch that. I like to think York, while a pleasant guy who really just wants to keep the peace, is a lot more hardened and gritty than he lets on. World-experienced, you might say.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

Both of them 100%. It's a mutual thing. York'd be like "hey man you wanna?" and North like "Sure, why not." 

-who pays for the meals

it's pretty equal, especially in terms of feeling better if you do. Like York knows North hates making York pay for big things, and North knows sometimes York's gotta treat his sweet. Arguing tends to commence.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Can't you just see North playing the trombone? I can. York's a slammer.

-who brings home stray animals

You know North has that protective parenting streak, so I really see him taking pity on some poor stray. York's more likely to take some dog he finds like HEY YOU'RE COOL even if it's very likely that dog isn't a stray and just escaped for a couple of minutes and it's actually stealing York

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Weeeell, North's used to sharing with South and neither of them are very anal about seeing each other nude (they have basically the same bodies, anyway). I think York wouldn't FORGET, just not want to.

-who tells the 'dad jokes'

Noooooooooooooooooorth. 

-who wants kids more

North would absolutely LOVE a kid. But you know what? So would York. York definitely wants to be a token white dad. Both of them would be all over kids, and be superb awkward dads.

-who travels more

York's actually more of a stay-at-home guy, especially after Project Freelancer. North wants to get out there more, especially see Earth stuff. He sometimes goes on individual journeys for a couple of days.

-who spends more cash

North actually. Not very organized when it comes to his finances. York uses cash when he needs to.....stay under the radar.

-who buys the things in infomercials

North would be slightly more manipulated by the promises of infomercials, but it wouldn't take a lot of convincing for York to comply.

-who draws in the dust on their cars

York, when he's bored. If reprimanded, he'll go 'sorry, sorry' and then do it again a minute later, accidentally. Guy's gotta use his fingers allllll the time.

-who starts the snowball fights

BASICALLY both of them. Again, one is more playful and the other's more gentle about it. I actually see North as kind of an instigator here. He knows how to rile his bf up.

-who throws away the directions to things

York. "Come on, we don't need that, it's an adventure! Where's your spirit, old man? THRUSTERS FULL SPEED" "york n YORK NO YORK THE MAP"

-who puts up holiday decor

North is all about cheesy family stuff like xmas decor. York just wants to get drunk and eat candy and cakes and stuff.

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

North is such a clean guy, so York. But rarely. North wouldn't let his man go on too long without a good shower and shave, he'd use his filthy good looks if he had to.

-who gets more obsessed about things

York rather, but he's pretty quiet about it. Nothing extreme. (Almost wrote Northing extreme, hehe. My fingers like to autocorrect me)

-who sings in the shower more often

1/??

North/York

(I'm not sure if I should tag violence bc there's only a sentence and it isnt very graphic)

au where maine doesnt chase them?

(AN: Hey everyone! I haven't written a fic since last August so forgive me if this is a little rusty. Also, I'm really sorry if the characters are ooc I just really hope people like it!!!)