#yooo!

NAFF I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CRYPTID SIGHTINGS THE SUN AI with his dark side joining the normal Sun and I'm freaking the fuck out sldkfjsdfdfd

HIJINKS AND BLOOPERS! LET'S START! PT1

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Hera or Hermes.

The olympus

Zeus : this is getting ridiculous.

Hermes : what is getting ridiculous, father?

Zeus : ever since Hera awakened Thalia on Annabeth's birthday, all of Thalia's offerings are for Hera! It's like she'll throw me under a bus for her!

Hermes :.. she replaced you?

Zeus : yes.

Hermes thought for a little while and didn't like where this was heading, but he didn't really know the widespread of the kids love for Hera so he gone to the one person who hates gods, especially him. The most

Hermes drops down to the Hermes cabin and scoots over to where his son is.

Hermes : luke, will you throw me under a bus for Hera?

Luke looked at this paper transporter in shock.

Hermes : well??

Luke : i will throw you under the bus, or over a bus, i will throw a bus at you. You know what, better yet? I will kill you myself.

Hermes : for Hera or out of spite?

Luke : both, don't talk about my mother like that.

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Hermes : your mother? And so what like.. i your father fig-

Luke : you are nothing but a bother, a problem that i will somehow and will solve with murder.

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Hermes : okay..

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Athena and Hera

Athena saw the whole thing and decided to go to Annabeth.

Athena : Annabeth.

Annabeth turned around in surprise on who was visiting her, Annabeth closed her book and sat straight up.

Annabeth : mother??

Athena : who is in your favor. Hera or I?

Annabeth was speechless and shocked by the question then the answer rolled out of her mouth.

Annabeth : Hera.

... Annabeth covered her mouth in shock of the questions and Athena's eyes widened.

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Athena : i will go now

And poof.

Pearl and Maui my beloveds <3

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