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Commander: Kalemne

Day 1 releases:

            The stars wink out one-by-one, revealing a growing feminine silhouette. Yes, the Planet Eater has arrived! A spacefaring giantess of unfathomable scale, entire fleets of battleships have been deployed, only to explode like insects against her chest. The Planet Eater prefers populated planets, since the millions of screaming, sentient souls add an indescribable flavor to her snacks. After playing with it on her tongue, licking off a few prosperous countries as an appetizer, and letting quadrillions of gallons of spit waterlog entire continents, she swallows with an apocalyptic gulp, sending a spherical bulge down her black hole of a throat. As the world splashes meekly into her cavernous belly, all of a world’s history, art, and technology are dissolved in an instant by powerful stomach acid.

            The giantess pauses as she’s about to float away into the blackness. “Oh, looks like this little one had a moon. What a coincidence, I was just craving dessert!”