#yienetic

“Oh, no. I own it.” What disagrees with this statement is his arm laden with an assortment of groceries weighing down his basket. It was more than he had originally intended to buy, honestly, but that’s what happens when Kim Kibum enters a store of any kind—everything gets bought. He doesn’t bother to clarify his statement. “You look really suspicious, why not lose the sunglasses? It’s a little too much. Like, your hat covers your eyes enough, the sunglasses make you look really obvious. Like, you tried so hard to cover up, right? It shows.”

` ㅂ ´ ┊ Wait– wait, hold up right there Mister I-Need-To-Retouch-My-Roots, I won’t have you altering my origin story for Hollywood! I didn’t escape. Escape implies I wanted to leave! And that’s not true. I was actually planning to stay in for an extra month or so- but alas I got evicted from the 5 star suite on September 23rd...

Uhhhh… it wouldn’t be the bomb because it is the destroyer, right? So.. the computer?! 

“Listen.. how many times do i have to tell you, though!” she groaned at the older and crossed her arms. “You know what- nevermind.” Dahyun glared at him and huffed. “If ever you buy me stoberi milk, you’ll probably buy me the uglie, low quality stoberi milk again anyways, so no thanks, dad!” she grimaced and shuddered once she thought of the stoberi milk cartons Mark had recently gave her this week. She had never been so disappointed.

“There’s actually a few things... Phones ring, trees have those aging rings when you cut them down, fast food joints tend to offer onion rings, there’s also octopus rings... What do you want from me, Mark...” 

”Do you want to loose a finger?” he added casually, using his own finger and pretending to bite it .” Because if so, I would advice against do it again.” he winked before smiling wide and clapping his hands. “ Right then, let’s get to it.”

1. First impression: When I first met you, I instantly thought to myself ‘Ahh, this guy seems cool. Straight from California, cool vibe~’ You’re also older than me so perhaps that helped in that image I always had of you. It was a positive impression (: i was also really impressed with all your cool stunts. 2. Truth is: You...are quite interesting. HAHA, cool still I swear, but conversations with you often are quit haphazard and you’re quite the playful person. Which isn’t a bad thing though? But you’re hard working and a good and precious hoobae of mine : D3. How old do you look: 224. Have you ever made me laugh: But of course5. Have you ever made me mad: Maybe...6. Best feature: Perhaps your smile? this is physical though right? because i always thought your bboying skills were cool too.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: not at all8. You’re my: Hoobae (:9. Name in my phone: Simply just as ‘Mark’ ...HOW FUN10. Should you post this too? if you havent, sure!