oo whats emergency boyfriend !!
An idea my brain surprised me with when I woke up this morning XD
I love the "sorry can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a moment" meetcute trope so I imagined what would happen if Kip approaches Scott like that (not knowing who he is) (why is Scott at the club? Idk. Why is Kip confident Scott won't punch him? Idk) because he's trying to shake off his stupid ex boyfriend. Scott is too startled to really protest (also Kip is very hot) and the next moment Kip is kissing him (because the ex can't take a hint).
Only problem is: somebody took a picture so next morning, the headlines are "Scott Hunter seen kissing man in NY club" etc. and Kip is absolutely MORTIFIED and is scrambling to make a press statement, having to tell all of NY that he accidentally kissed (outed) Scott Hunter because his ex boyfriend was annoying.
And Scott's at a crossroads because he's got two choices now:
double down on the closet. Except now that the idea has been planted in peoples' heads, it's probably even more difficult to pretend and he'll probably have to marry some poor girl just to get out of this
or embrace the opportunity he's been given because wouldn't it be nice if he could kiss a boyfriend in a club? (the bf conveniently looking like Kip in his daydreams because the kiss had been brief but nice)
The idea comes with extra helpings of
Scott dithering so long on how to react that it's basically too late to deny now
Kip being a complete anxious mess because he fucked up so spectacularly
Scott being an anxious mess but trying to reassure Kip because he doesn't actually blame him (more himself for being in the club)
George very much not knowing how to help his son with the mess he's gotten himself into
a conversation between Scott and Carter that goes basically
S: no, that wasn't my secret boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend
C: awkward, but he was cute
S: ...what if I was gay though?
C: As your best friend, I'd be a little sad you never told me but of course you'd still be my best bud
S: ... okay. I'm gay.
C: As your best friend, I'm a little sad you never told me but of course you're still my best bud
S: Thanks. Okay
C: Okay
*teary-eyed hug*
Scott awkwardly asking Kip out for real, Kip being very flustered and awkward but when Scott starts backtracking (because omg, did I come on too strong???), he basically leaps into his arms
Ilya and Shane being very confused on the side
ex bf going "your new bf is SCOTT HUNTER?!?!" and Kip going shocked pikachu