#yellowjackets text posts

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real